THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS DISC
THE PRO USE SERIES Volume 6
Single CD - 202 Tracks
- Show Openers
- Santa Claus Voiceovers
- Spoof Carols
- Comedy Impressions
- 6 min Carol Medley @ 118 BPM
- Power Sung Carols
- Sexy Voiceovers
- Special New Years Eve Section
This really is the most comprehensive of specialist Christmas material for professional DJ's available on this planet.
We have included an astronomical amount of different tracks because this is always a DJ's busiest period of the year so to keep you and your audience fresh the choice is more than on any other single CD.
The CD used by DJ's everywhere through the seasonal period. A fresh alternative to typical Christmas tunes when a DJ needs to add a festive element to his presentation. This CD will allow you to totally customize the entire evening - themed show openers, Santa voice overs, comedy Christmas Carols, excited Christmas kids, 6 minute traditional Christmas Carol Medley, , Show Closers, famous impressions, and a complete New Year Section.
The six minute carol medley is very unique. Spread over 6 tracks it can be cued at different points on an upbeat so that you can easily mix in and out of it. Each carol is separated by a segment of 16 bars to allow you to get out if you want or you can simply let it run and the six tracks seamlessly play through. There is also a version on one track which cuts all the mix points out for a more vocal version.
Spoof carols add a novel way of using some of those worn out themes. With excited kids voiceovers, and some brilliant impressions (Victor Meldrew - 'Another Pair of Bloody Socks!', or Michael Caine 'It's Christmas and Not A Lot Of People Know That!', there is no reason why you can't have the stars at your festive function.
Add to this some saucy voiceovers, and a few power sung rock style idents and you Christmas Punters will certainly notice the difference.
We have also included a New Years Eve Section. This is the most important night of the year for most DJ's and punters. There are Show Openers and Closers, Time checks from 2 hours to 30 seconds, Jingles and voiceovers, as well as the Big Ben Chimes and two versions of Auld Lang Syne. For Seven exclusive Ultimate versions of Auld Lang Syne check out The Ultimate Occasions Disc.
Tracklisting
CHRISTMAS SHOW OPENERS
The only way to start a Christmas Party. Special show openers that are all based around the festive theme. Loads of different styles.
1 My lords, ladies and gentlemen, the Christmas Celebrations are about to begin. [MVO]
1.1 Christmas Countdown 5 4 3 2 1 Zero! [MVO]
2 Get on down and party your Christmas Celebrations start here [MVO, MUSIC]
2.2 Get on down and party your Christmas Celebrations start here [ MVO DRY ]
3 Its time for a party..... It's Christmas - Opener one [MVO, SFX, BEAT]
3.2 Its time for a party..... It's Christmas - Opener two [MVO, BEAT]
4 Your requests and dedications all night long with all your favourite Christmas party hits, ladies and gentlemen, let's celebrate and celebrate in style [SFX, MVO]
4.2 Your requests and dedications all night long with all your favourite Christmas party hits, ladies and gentlemen, let's celebrate and celebrate in style [MVO, SFX]
5 Attention.... Christmas party programme - Version one [MVO, SFX, BEAT]
5.2 Attention.... Christmas party programme - Version two [MVO, SFX, BEAT]
6 Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas time boys and girls... so let's party [SFX, MUSIC, MVO]
6.2 Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas time boys and girls... so let's party [SFX, MVO]
7 Are we gonna Party - Opener one [MVO, BEAT, SFX]
7.2 Are we gonna Party or are we gonna party [MVO]
8 Ladies and Gentlemen welcome along to the greatest Christmas party ever [MVO]
8.2 Celebrate Christmas with one hell of a hangover, the festive party starts here [MVO]
9 Welcome to a seasonal sensation set to start your celebrations in the right way... A merry Christmas [MVO, BEAT]
10 Now's the time to get drunk, to say and do all those things that you wouldn't normally... because it is the season to be happy ho Bleeding ho [MVO, MUSIC, SFX]
10.2 Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas time boys and girls get drunk and enjoy yourselves .. everybody else is [MVO, MUSIC]
10.3 Ho bleeding ho Fairy lights and Drunken nights, it's Christmas time once again [SFX, MVO]
GOLDEN OLDIE IDENTS
For that real Christmas feel even Golden Oldie tracks cann have their own Christmas Themed Jingles
11 Christmas Time Travel Set your Imagination back in Time V1 [MVO]
11.2 Christmas Time Travel Set your Imagination ... Time.Vers.2 [MVO]
12 Classic Christmas hits from the past. Version one [MVO, SFX]
12.2 Classic Christmas hits from the past. Version two [MVO, SFX]
13 Christmas classics with the sounds of the 1950's [MVO, SFX]
14 Christmas classics with the sounds of the 1960's [MVO, SFX]
15 Christmas classics with the sounds of the 1970's [MVO, SFX]
16 Christmas classics with the sounds of the 1980's [MVO, SFX]
17 Christmas classics with the sounds of the 1990's [MVO, SFX]
18 Tamla Motown Classics at Christmas. [MVO]
18.2 Past Christmas Number Ones with the number one disco. [MVO]
19 Christmas hits from the past, made to last. Version one [MVO, SFX]
19.2 Christmas hits from the past, made to last Version two [MVO]
20 The Christmas Classics just keep on coming [MVO]
20.2 It's another classic Christmas cracker [MVO]
21 Another Christmas classic hit tune [MVO]
21.2 It's a Christmas classic hit tune [MVO]
CHRISTMAS DROPS
Multi use drops for throwing in all over your Christmas set. A massive variation of themes and deliveries including Santa voices, Kids Voices, Deep Voices, Females Voices. Dry & Music Backed.
22 Happy Christmas everybody [KID VO]
22.2 Happy Christmas [KIDS SHOUT]
23 Seasons greeting from your DJ [MVO, MUSIC]
23.2 Seasons greeting from your DJ [MVO]
23.3 Seasons greeting from the worlds greatest DJ [MVO, SFX]
23.4 Seasons greeting from the worlds greatest DJ [MVO]
24 Ladies and gentlemen, Have a very merry Christmas and happy new year [MUSIC, MVO]
24.2 Ladies & gentlemen, Have a very merry Christmas & happy new year [MVO]
25 Happy Christmas [MVO, SFX]
25.2 Merry Christmas and a Happy new year. Version one [MVO, SFX]
25.3 Merry Christmas and a Happy new year. Version two [MVO, SFX]
26 Celebrating Xmas with the best in mobile entertainment. [MVO, BEAT, SFX]
26.2 Celebrating Xmas with the best in mobile entertainment. [MVO]
27 Rocking you across the festive season, dance hits and party classics all night long [MVO, SFX, MUSIC]
27.2 Rocking you across the festive season, dance hits and party classics all night long [MVO, SFX]
28 Ho Ho Ho we're rocking you with the best party hits and the greatest club classics throughout the festive season [MUSIC, MVO]
28.2 Ho Ho Ho we're rocking you with the best party hits and the greatest club classics throughout the festive season [MVO, SFX]
29 Christmas Celebrations with the towns Number One Disco [MVO, MUSIC]
29.2 Christmas Celebrations with the Number One Disco [MVO]
29.3 Christmas Celebrations with the Number One Club [MVO]
30 Ho Ho Ho festive fun all night long with your favourite Disc Jockey [MVO]
30.2 Ho Ho Ho festive fun all night long with your favourite Club [MVO]
30.3 Ho Ho Ho festive fun all night long with your favourite Bar [MVO]
31 Festive Fun at the Towns number one pub [MVO, MUSIC]
31.2 Festive Fun at the Towns number one pub [MVO]
32 Getting into the Christmas Spirit, its time to celebrate.... [MVO, BEAT, SFX]
32.2 Getting into the Christmas Spirit, its time to celebrate. [MVO, SFX]
32.3 Christmas full of spirit [MVO, SFX]
33 What's at number one this Xmas? [FVO]
33.2 It's the Christmas number one [KID VO]
34 It's the Christmas number one [KID VO]
34.2 It's the Christmas number one [MVO]
35 100% music power this Christmas [MVO, SFX]
35.2 100% music power this Christmas [MVO]
35.3 100% Christmas music power [MVO, SFX]
36 Ho Ho Ho boys and girls tell me now what records would you like me to play for you now. [MVO, MUSIC]
36.2 Seeing as it's Christmas you're DJ will play all your favourite requests, just ask him nicely [MVO, SFX]
37 Playing the best from the UK dance chart this Christmas. [MVO]
37.2 A winter warmer, what a stormer [MVO]
38 Cranking it up this Christmas. [MVO]
38.2 Cranking up the Christmas Karaoke [MVO]
38.3 Cranking it up with a Christmas cracker. [MVO]
39 Time for a Christmas cracker [FVO, SFX]
39.2 It's a Christmas cracker [MVO]
39.3 Christmas cracker [MVO, SFX]
40 Father Christmas is coming {KID VO]
40.2 The Christmas rhyme [MVO]
41 Christmas Crap, Back to Back. [MVO, SFX]
41.2 Christmas Crap, Back to Back. [MVO]
42 Traveling at the speed of light towards the 21st century [MVO, SFX]
42.2 Traveling at the speed of light towards the 21st century [MVO]
43 Cruising towards the 21st century [MVO, SFX]
43.2 Cruising towards the 21st century. Version one [MVO]
43.3 Cruising towards the 21st century. Version two [MVO]
IMPRESSIONS
Even more useful at Christmas when your audience should be in the mood for a bit of light hearted material. Check out all the different impressions and imagine having them on your show!
44 Traveling at the speed of sound towards the 21st century [Alan Wicker]
44.2 Well here we are, one year closer to the 21st century [Alan Wicker]
45 The Season of goodwill to all men, now go in peace [Peter Sellers]
45.2 Don't drink & drive or you will be caught by the law [Peter Sellers]
46 Tantalise me with one of those Christmas baubles won't you Miss Jones, ooohh yes, that's it. [Rigsby]
46.2 Oh Miss Jones, you were wonderful [Rigsby]
47 Baubles and Bollinger, what a secret combination, I like to have them shaken, not stirred. [Roger Moore]
47.2 Are you serious about that? [Roger Moore]
48 It's Christmas and not a lot of people know that. [Michael Caine]
48.2 'ere, that was my turn to do that [Michael Caine]
49 Time for, Ah sod it, time for a Christmas cracker [Arkwright]
49.2 Merry Christmas, BAH!, I can't afford a Merry Christmas, in fact I can't afford Christmas at all. [Scrooge]
49.3 Alright, alright Sybil, Happy Christmas. [Basil Fawlty]
50 The names Claus, Santa Claus [Sean Connery]
50.2 Merry... New... Easter [Ronald Reagan]
51 The worst thing about Christmas? What old geezers who should've retired years ago, ..... Do they mean me? They most surely do! [Derek Jameson]
51.2 For thousands of years, Santa has consumes tons of mince pies and gallons of sherry. What an fat, old, pissed up fart he must be! [Alan Wicker]
52 I Don't believe it, Christmas again, another pair of bloody socks. [Victor Meldrew]
52.2I Don't believe it, you think with all that equipment he could make a better noise than this! [Victor Meldrew]
52.3 My god man, can't you turn it down, I can't hear myself think. [Victor Meldrew]
53 So to re-affirm my theory, if Jupiter was passing through the polar axis of Saturn's third moon, and the equilateral relationship between Mercury and the sun was in a pure state of balance, then there could have indeed been a little star of Bethlehem. [Patrick Moore]
53.2 And to the lady at the back with the hat, Merry Christmas and a happy new year. [Robin Day]
CHRISTMAS COMEDY INSERTS
A whole batch of comedy which works better at this time of year than any other time. If your punters aren't up for a laugh, then what are you doing!
54 Would you give me a kiss under the Mistletoe? [FVO]
54.2 Would you give me a kiss under the Mistletoe? I wouldn't kiss you under any circumstances. [MVO, FVO]
55 Would you give me a kiss under the Mistletoe? I'd rather kiss you under the bedclothes. [MVO, FVO]
55.2 Would you give me a kiss under the Mistletoe? I'll kiss you if you promise to turn into a handsome frog. [MVO, FVO]
56 Ho Ho Ho boys and girls let's hope that tonight ends up just like your Christmas dinner, a bit of leg, a little bit of breast and plenty of stuffing. [MVO, MUSIC]
56.2 Get stuffed this Christmas [MVO]
57 Don't drink and drive or a policeman will get you. [KIDS VO]
57.2 All I want for Christmas is a Megadrive, Super NES, Mountain bike, Remote Controlled boat, computer [KIDS VO]
58 Mommy says there's no way Santa Claus is putting anything in her stockings. [KID VO]
58.2 Why's daddy got a white beard and a red coat on? [KID VO]
59 Ho Ho Ho little girl would you like to sit on my knee. [MVO, MUSIC]
59.2 So tell me little girl where are you're Christmas stockings and are they fishnets? [SFX, MVO]
60 A crappy histmas and smelly new year. [Drunk MVO]
60.2 Ladies and gentlemen, Have a happy Christmas and happy new year [drunk MVO]
61 I say, does your bird want stuffing this Christmas? [MVO]
61.2 Any bird can get a good stuffing this Christmas. [MVO]
62 They say that father Christmas comes just once a year, aren't you glad that you're not father Christmas? [SFX, MVO]
62.2 They say that father Christmas comes just once a year, aren't you glad that you're not father Christmas? [SFX, MVO, SFX]
63 They say that father Christmas comes just once a year, which is still more often than this DJ does. Version one [SFX, MVO]
63.2 They say that father Christmas comes just once a year, which is still more often than this DJ does. Version two [SFX, MVO]
64 Who'd like to hang my stockings on the end of there bed? [FVO]
64.2 I don't care what you say, no old man is coming down my chimney. [FVO]
STRAIGHT & SPOOF SONGS
Great tongue in cheek renditions of popular carols, coupled with some new variations of old classics, including power rock versions.
65 Jingle Bells - Spoof Alternate Version [Sung, Music]
65.2 Jingle Bells - Spoof Alternate Version 1 [Sung, Music]
65.3 Jingle Bells - Spoof Alternate Version 2 [Sung, Music]
66 Deck The Halls with Bows of Holly - Spoof Vers.1 [Sung, Music]
66.2 Deck The Halls with Bows of Holly - Spoof Vers. 2 [Sung, Music]
67 Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer- Spoof Vers. One [Sung, Music]
67.2 Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer- Spoof Vers. Two [Sung, Music]
68 We Three Kings of Orient Are - Spoof Alternate Version [Sung, Music]
68.2 White Christmas ..... But not Yet! [Sung, Music]
69 Tiss the season to be tiddly, tra la la la la la. hic [Drunk FVO]
69.2 Deck the Halls. {Barber shop style} SUNG]
70 Frosty The Snowman - Spoof Version [Sung, Music]
70.2 Good King Wencelas - Spoof Version [Sung, Music]
71 We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year {Full Power Rock version} Sung, Music]
72 We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year {Edit Power Rock version} Sung, Music]
THE XMAS CAROL MEDLEY
Tracks 73 to 78 are 'seamless' tracks that will play through without any gaps giving you a Carol Medley at 118 BPM. However each individual ID is cued so that you can mix into/ out of any one of the carols with an 8 bar intro. There is also a cameo appearance by Patrick Moore!
Track 79 is the same sequence but without the 8 bar breaks.
73 Oh Come Oh Ye Faithful
74 Hark The Herald Angels Sing
75 Mary's Boy Child
76 While Shepard's Watched Their Flocks By Night
77 White Christmas
78 Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
79 The Christmas carol medley as 73 - 79 {Edit mix without breaks}
CHRISTMAS SMOOCHY INSERTS & CLOSERS
For total completion of the festive theme. These 'love zone' tracks will maintain the festive spirit before final completion with a show closer.
80 I'll be your Christmas present [FVO]
80.2 Is that my Christmas present in your pocket? [FVO]
81 The Christmas erection section [MVO, SFX]
81.2 The Christmas erection section [MVO]
82 Oooh Santa... wrong stocking. [FVO]
82.2 Oooh Santa, what was that [FVO]
83 It's time for a Christmas Cuddle. [FVO]
83.2 A ration of passion this Christmas. [FVO]
83.3 It may be winter outside but I'm feeling hot. [FVO]
84 Good night ladies and gentlemen and a very happy Christmas and a happy new year. [IMP]
85 Christmas show closer. [MVO, SFX, KIDS]
NEW YEARS EVE SECTION
Probably the most important function of the year. These tracks allow you to fully customise a New Years Eve Party with total professionalism. A whole collection of openers, drops, impressions, timed tracks & of course Auld Lang Syne.
In response to DJ's demands for numerous variations of Auld Lang Syne you will find seven different new versions on The Ultimate Occasions Disc.
86 My lords, ladies and gentlemen, the New years Celebrations are about to begin. [MVO]
87 It's time for a party. {New years eve show opener} [MVO, SFX, BEAT]
87.2 At midnight we welcome in a new year, lets party all the way. [MVO]
88 Welcome to a seasonal sensation, set to start your celebrations in the right way... Happy new year [MVO, BEAT]
88.2 Attention... New year party programme [MVO, SFX, BEAT]
89 Bringing in the new year with the number one disco [MVO, BEAT]
89.2 New Years Eve, The Number One Night, The Number One Party, The number one Disco. [MVO]
89.3 Bringing in the new year with the number one disco [MVO]
90 New year, full of spirit. [MVO, SFX]
90.2 Celebrating new years eve in style. [MVO]
90.3 New Years celebrations [MVO]
91 The new years countdown starts now. Version one [MVO]
91.2 The new years countdown starts now. Version two [MVO]
92 Two hours to the new year. [MVO]
92.2 One hour to go. [MVO]
92.3 Half an hour to go. [MVO]
92.4 Fifteen minutes to go. [MVO]
92.5 Ten minutes to go. [MVO]
92.6 Five minutes to go. [MVO]
92.7 One minute to go. [MVO]
92.8 Thirty seconds to go [MVO]
93 Thirty second countdown and Big Ben chimes. [MVO, SFX]
94 It's midnight and time to welcome in the new year [Vincent Price IMP, SFX]
94.2 It's new year & not a lot of people know that. [Michael Caine IMP]
94.3 As another year ends we should remember our defeats and victories of the last 12 months and accept the challenges of next year with grace and courage, let us feast and be merry. [Olivier IMP]
95 Auld Lang Syne {Cheesey Disco Version} MUSIC]
96 Auld Lang Syne {Power instrumental} MUSIC]
97 Happy new year. [KIDS]
97.2 Happy new year everybody [KID]
98 Ladies and Gentlemen happy new year. [MVO, SFX]
98.2 Happy new year. [MVO, SFX]
98.3 Happy new year [MVO]
99 New years eve show closer. [MVO, SFX, KIDS]
99.2 That was really good, lets not leave it another 12 months before we do it again! [FVO]
