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A brilliant concept that has appeal to almost every kind of DJ or presenter. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo CD Set  - 198 Tracks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures classic and unique impressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions of the celebrity's classic lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for DJ's and mix producers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA section for Karaoke jock's\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUltimate's most successful product ever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures the voice of the real Jim Bowen!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMany unique environments Cool Cuts, Classic Clichés Jingles, Samples, \u0026amp; more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagine Victor Meldrew doing 'Hey DJ Where's The Bloody Bass?!' or Frank Spencer going 'Ohhh Wicked!', or Doctor Ruth going 'This Show Is All About Having An Orgasm' or having Inspector Cleassou \u0026amp; Kato Opening your show or Basil Fawlty closing it! Get The Idea?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Features impressions of Victor Meldrew, Margaret Thatcher, Rolf Harris, Ruby Wax, Sean Connery, Princess Diana, and many more, from the most respected impressionists in the business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe discs break the sections down into very useful sub sections, the best way to see exactly what this is about is to look through the tracklisting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe huge variety and ingenuity of IMPERSONATOR has resulted in it being the most successful disc Ultimate have ever produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTwo CD Set - Tracklisting\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOMPACT DISC ONE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eDEMO - IMPERSONATOR IN USE\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis track gives an example of this disc's uses in related sample sequences.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eCool Cuts\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe lines and samples from dance music, all as the character would have said it\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eHey DJ where's the bloody bass?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargaret Thatcher \u003cem\u003eWe're gonna do a song that you've never heard before\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMichael Caine \u003cem\u003eDance while the record spins\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Queen \u003cem\u003eI think I'd better dance now\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArkwright \u003cem\u003ePump up the volume\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVincent Price \u003cem\u003eBass, how low can you go?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Queen \u003cem\u003eLet it Roll, Get Bold\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarilyn Monroe \u003cem\u003eFeel the beat, C'mon\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWinston Churchill \u003cem\u003eBoom Boom Boom, let me hear you say Whayo!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMystic Meg \u003cem\u003eTake your mind to another dimension\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarilyn Monroe \u003cem\u003eLet's do it\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Moore \u003cem\u003eEverybody Shake your body\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJerry Hall \u003cem\u003eWhy don't you move damn it\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDavid Attenborough \u003cem\u003eBooyakka Booyakka\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLloyd Grossman \u003cem\u003eOK Party people in the house\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDolly Parton \u003cem\u003eHow d'y'all feel out there\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIan Paisley \u003cem\u003eBack once again the renegade master power to the people\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlf Garnett \u003cem\u003eBrothers and Sisters ....\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJack Nicholson \u003cem\u003eWe gonna get you\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDolly Parton \u003cem\u003eCan I get some funky bass\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDavid Attenborough \u003cem\u003eOnce again, back is the incredible\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargaret Thatcher \u003cem\u003eGet down and Party\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumphrey Bogart \u003cem\u003eGet out on this dance floor\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePamela Anderson \u003cem\u003eI wanna rock right now!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParker - Thunderbirds \u003cem\u003eGet down and Party\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBianca \u003cem\u003eTake it to the bridge, will ya\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePamela Anderson \u003cem\u003eRock Da House\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTerry Wogan \u003cem\u003eThis song is not a rebel song\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarilyn Monroe \u003cem\u003eMmm...Got a hot one for you\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrincess Diana \u003cem\u003eI like to move it, move it\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargi Clarke \u003cem\u003eHey girls, how do they do that?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHannibal Lector \u003cem\u003eHere comes the hotstepper\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargaret Thatcher \u003cem\u003eI won't stop rocking until the last sucker drops\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Wayne \u003cem\u003eDance, you got the chance\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBetty Boothroyd \u003cem\u003eOrder! - Everybody in the house - rock the party\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrank Spencer \u003cem\u003eOohh Wicked!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFergie \u003cem\u003eHow y'all feel out there?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDavid Bellamy \u003cem\u003eUnderground is where we wanna go movin' house the crowd\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTommy Cooper \u003cem\u003eGet raw with the fever on the dance floor\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eAccapella Raps\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe lines of songs new and old that are timeless and remembered by all\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"41\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrincess Diana \u003cem\u003eI Will Survive\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDel Boy and Grandad \u003cem\u003eShe's Got That Vibe\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClaire Rayner \u003cem\u003eAlways Look On The Bright Side of Life\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTommy Cooper \u003cem\u003eDo you Love Me\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBarry Norman \u003cem\u003eDub Be Good To Me\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZippy from Rainbow \u003cem\u003eVogue\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHyacinth Bucket \u003cem\u003eBack To The Sixties\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMuppet \u003cem\u003eWhoomp (There It Is)@130 BPM\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrincess Diana \u003cem\u003eCottoned Eyed Joe\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdina- Absolutely Fabulous \u003cem\u003eWhite Lines\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoan Rivers \u003cem\u003eStaying Alive\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatrick Moore \u003cem\u003eTimewarp Rap@124 BPM\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eClassic Cliché's\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eStars and celebrity's with the lines that made them famous.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"53\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eI don't believe it!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspector Cleauseau \u003cem\u003eThis is Chief Inspector Cleauseau of the law\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoan Rivers \u003cem\u003eOh what a bow wow\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSean Connery\u003cem\u003e Vodka Martini, Shaken not Stirred\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarlon Brando \u003cem\u003eThis is not personal, it's strictly business\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindsor Davies \u003cem\u003eShuuuut Uppp!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargaret Thatcher \u003cem\u003eThere will be no U turn in policy. There is no alternative\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHyacynth Bucket \u003cem\u003eIt's Bucket. BUCKET\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTommy Cooper \u003cem\u003eJust like that, ahaahah\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMichael Caine \u003cem\u003eNot a lot of people know that\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJimmy Saville \u003cem\u003eNow then, how's about that then. Let's see if we can fix it for you\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Queen \u003cem\u003eOne is not amused\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoan Rivers \u003cem\u003eOh oh listen can we talk?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLloyd Grossman \u003cem\u003eBut who would live in a house like this?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Cleese \u003cem\u003eRight that's it if you don't start this time I'm gonna give you a damn good thrashing\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumphrey Bogart \u003cem\u003eOut of all the bars, in all the world, and in all of town, you have to walk into mine, Play it again Sam\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMichael Caine \u003cem\u003eDon't worry lads, I've got an idea. You're only 's'posed blow the bloody doors off!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMae West \u003cem\u003eIs that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJim Bowen \u003cem\u003eSuper Smashing Lovely Great, Come and have a look at what you would have won\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWinston Churchill \u003cem\u003eNever in the field of human conflict, has so much been owed by so many to so few\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHarold Steptoe \u003cem\u003eYou dirty old man\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClarke Gable \u003cem\u003eFrankly my dear, I don't give a damn\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCilla Black \u003cem\u003eSurprise Surprise. What a lorra lorra fun\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMae West \u003cem\u003eWhy don't you come up and see me sometime\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindsor Davies \u003cem\u003eYou is a bunch of poofs!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHyacynth Bucket \u003cem\u003eThe Bucket residence. The lady of the house speaking\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eRude Inserts\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eContains material of an adult nature\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"79\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArkwright \u003cem\u003eWe don't need your type round here so just F FF Piss Off\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRonald Reagan \u003cem\u003eI believe in talking straight, Fuck Off you Russian Wankers\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eMy God man, will you please shut up (aside) tut! Wanker!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrince Charles \u003cem\u003eBasically my wife is a right royal slag\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItalian \u003cem\u003eYou come over to my country you drink my wine, you eat my food - I fuck your wife\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArkwright \u003cem\u003eWell, you know you make me wanna Sh Sh Sh Sh Sh ... oh shit\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJim Bowen \u003cem\u003eWho gives a shit who the fuck \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlice\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e is?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Queen \u003cem\u003eOne is rather pissed off\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRonald Reagan \u003cem\u003eErr, Err, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eNancy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e, I don't think you're supposed to blow!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMichael Caine \u003cem\u003eDon't point that fucking spear at me\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArkwright \u003cem\u003eI bet she's a good f f f f f friend to somebody ....long pause... (un-stuttered) good fuck too\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrince Charles \u003cem\u003eEr,h,err,uhm,errr, Wanker.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJack Nicholson \u003cem\u003eAin't I the fucking Asshole\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eRude \u003c\/u\u003e\u003cu\u003eLimerick\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"92\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSammy the Slammer, had a terrible stammer Bad breath and a terrible cough,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen he asked the DJ For a record to play The DJ replied f.f.f.f.ffuck off\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eRude Jokes and Sketches\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA brief selection of humour\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"93\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLady Penelope with Parker \u003cem\u003eParker? Yes, M'Lady. Shut the fuck Up, Parker Yes, M'Lady\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCilla Black \u003cem\u003eWell John, you've turned down No. 1, the lovely Susan from Dorset, who's a model for Anne Summers, what a shame \/ 'Well Johnny boy we could have had a steaming time' And you also turned down No. 3, that's our Maria, the air hostess from Bedfordshire 'Missed the chance to ride high with me Johnny' Oh but John, here she is, the girl you choose, it's No.2, that's our Samantha, the brain surgeon from Cheshire-'Hello'- Oh Chuck!.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarcel Marceau \u003cem\u003e(Wild orgy with 3, bi-sexual sado-machocistic, nymphomaniacs)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDavid Attenborough \/ Windsor Davies. David Attenborough in a whispered voice \u003cem\u003eWatching this modern suburban nightclub we try as hard as possible to keep quiet. We can just catch a glimpse of that most unusual of species, the Doormanus Smartsuiticus and (pause) and if we listen very carefully, you can just make out this unique communication technique.... This room is full of poofta's, and I'm not having it Laddyboy. Can you say poofta's these days?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatrick Moore Announcer \u003cem\u003e- And now on BBC2, Course 7354 of the Open University Course of applied astronomy. Patrick Moore - The crossing of Venus and Pluto is very significant because this surely means that an equinox will be apparent if viewed ten degrees to the left latitude of Uranus\u003c\/em\u003e SFX of record Scratch Irish VO\u003cem\u003e- Fuck off\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClint Eastwood \u003cem\u003eThis is a Magnum 44, the most powerful hand gun in the world. And this is a white chocolate Magnum, the best ice scream in the world ... probably.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlan Wicker \u003cem\u003eWhen you come out for a drink, there are certain benefits to be had here. Not only can you buy your drinks on your Barclaycard, but the Barmaids accept it for, shall we say, personal services. Barclaycard, don't get laid without it\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOMPACT DISC TWO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eClassic Song Intro Lines\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe first lines to classic songs performed by a particularly suitable character.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindsor Davies \u003cem\u003eI'm the leader of the gang\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDavid Attenborough \u003cem\u003eDo wah diddy\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArkwright \u003cem\u003eShout\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrincess Diana \u003cem\u003eWiggle it, just a little bit\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQueen \u003cem\u003eOops upside your head\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoycey. \u003cem\u003eI'm too sexy for my love\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlan Wicker \u003cem\u003eBlame it on the boogie\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargi Clarke \u003cem\u003eDon't stop till you get enough\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVincent Price \u003cem\u003eLet's twist again\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eComedy \u003c\/u\u003e\u003cu\u003eLimerick\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cu\u003e Inserts\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA selection that can break the ice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrince Charles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey say my Diana's a little raver\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd a rugby man, did, well, make her quaver\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe told me in haste That he was not to her taste\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBut darling, Carling's brewed for a fuller flavour\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Queen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThrough recent events, my family have split\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe married them off, but they just didn't fit\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe gave each of them loot Which ended up down the shoot\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd now to be honest, they make me quite sick ..... bloody difficult these limericks.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow is this infernal racket a hit?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI really can't stand it one bit!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery track sounds alike\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSo gimme that mic and I'll say I don't believe it!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRingo Starr\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGordon said to Thomas the Tank\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Thomas my boy, can I be frank?'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhen you roll over For the Fat Controller\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou look like you're having a ... jolly good time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Moore\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMiss Money Penny I've heard\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThat you're not very easily petered\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThough I'm licensed to kill And what you're doing's a thrill\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI like mine shaken not stirred\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eRegional Accents\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYe Olde English \u003cem\u003eOnce more unto the breech dear friends\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSexy French Female \u003cem\u003eListen very carefully, I shall say this only once. Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWelsh Male Hello. \u003cem\u003eHow you going boyo? It's good here enit?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIrish Male \u003cem\u003eTop of the mornin' to ya! Be Jesus, Mary and Joseph - Will you look at that!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScottish Female \u003cem\u003eThere's plenty more where that came from\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScottish Male \u003cem\u003eI know this machine like the back of my hand captain ...\u003c\/em\u003e (to SFX of bang, crash wallop)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWest Country \u003cem\u003eI can't read and I can't write but that don't really matter, 'cause I come from the west country and I can drive a tractor\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGeordie \u003cem\u003eWhyeye man, where you going now?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrummie \u003cem\u003eAll right there mate, We wanna be together\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eThrough the night Situations\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA wealth of material for events that occur throughout a typical gig.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eStart of the Night\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIdents to introduce the start of the night.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"24\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspector Cleaseau \u003cem\u003eWelcome to tonight's entertainment, on behalf of your disc jockey person, I would like to wish that you all have a good time, I shall personally ensure myself that everything runs according to plan just as long as I can keep Kato under control. Hello Kato Here. Not now Kato you fool not now\u003c\/em\u003e! (SFX of bangs, crashes, wallops) \u003cem\u003eOh well I shall have to clean up all this mess, whilst the disc jockey person carries on, now come here Kato, Come Here\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoctor Ruth \u003cem\u003eThis is my sex phone in show\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Cleese as Basil Fawlty \u003cem\u003eOkay, If everyone can keep off the dance floor please, yes ... thank you. We're not ready to start, but when we are, we'll let you know, all right. So if you can just contain yourself a little while longer. We do have lavatorial facilities if you need to believe your excitement prior to the official opening of the dance floor. Thank you.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCilla Black \u003cem\u003eYes you thought you were coming to some other function, but tonight is your party, Surprise Surprise\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumphrey Bogart \u003cem\u003eOut of all the parties, in all of town, and all the world, you have to walk into mine play it again Sam\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRuby Wax \u003cem\u003eWelcome to my show\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Anderson \u003cem\u003eAre you ready....3, 2, 1.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoctor Ruth \u003cem\u003eThis show is all about having an orgasm\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSean Connery \u003cem\u003eQ warned me there could be trouble, but I was expecting a box of tricks, not a room full of pricks\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMystic Meg \u003cem\u003eThis week I predict you will be entertained by a man. He will be an expert in modern music, as well as having a good knowledge of party hits from years gone by. He will be the type who aims to entertain all his audience, and I predict that tonight will be an outstanding success.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJim Bowen \u003cem\u003eLet's check out tonight's music on Bully's Prize Board\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn One - That's the 1960's\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Two - That's alternative dance\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Three - It's Rock and Roll from the fifties\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Four - That's current charts and dance\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Five - It's the 1980's\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Six - It's classic disco and dance\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Seven - It's the smoochy selection\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Eight - It's the party section\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd Bully's star prize, Brotherhood of Man's greatest hits\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eVolume Problems\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhen you need a track to defend your opinion on the volume level.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"35\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Cleese as Basil Fawlty \u003cem\u003eAll right Sybil, Yes Okay Sybil, heard you the first time, yes I'll turn it down (aside) You.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003emiserable old boot\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"36\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Cleese as Basil Fawlty \u003cem\u003eWhat do you mean it's too loud and noisy? Any quieter and we'll have to do the disco in sign language\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Wayne \u003cem\u003eTurn it down, the hell I will\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargaret Thatcher \u003cem\u003eI know some people would like to listen to a different type of music, or have it a little quieter but I have to say there really is no alternative\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBetty Boothroyd \u003cem\u003eOrder! Order! Will the right honourable gentlemen shut the hell up!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eRequest Situations\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eInitiations for a request, and the replies if you didn't want any!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"40\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Wayne \u003cem\u003eRequests? The hell I will\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoan Rivers \u003cem\u003eListen there's no need to be shy, simply come up and ask for a request, we can talk\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArkwright \u003cem\u003eIf you're going to ask for requests, please speak slowly and clearly\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eThe End of The Night\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFinish in style and be remembered.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"43\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBasil \u0026amp; Sybil Fawlty Conversational closer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClint Eastwood \u003cem\u003eAre you feeling lucky punk? I know what you're thinking, have I played five or have I played six? Well in all the confusion, I've lost count myself. So what's it gonna be, the end, or one last record?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Queen \u003cem\u003eGod bless you all\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePoison Pierce \u003cem\u003eOK let's be having you, it's one minute past, so let's have you out now as quickly as possible, please. Don't worry about your personal belongings, you haven't time for that, just make your way to the nearest available exit in an orderly manner. Some of us have a designated time to finish our shift and leave you know\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eFor Goodness sake. Haven't you people got homes to go to?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJulian Clary \u003cem\u003eWell I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight. You can collect a tissue on the way out\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Wayne \u003cem\u003eThe Party's over. Saddle up the old nag and ride her home\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eLinks and Bridges\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLimitless applications.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"50\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindsor Davies \u003cem\u003eGet out of your seat, and get with the beat. Was that okay for all them there poofta's?\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eMy god man just play the damn song\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNana Mouskouri \u003cem\u003eHello, this is Banano Mousaka here and I would like to sing for you, a traditional Greek folk song\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRonald Reagan \u003cem\u003eYou ain't seen nothing yet\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindsor Davies \u003cem\u003eWill you lot get a move on, we haven't got all night you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrincess Diana \u003cem\u003eHello Squidgy Here\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Queen \u003cem\u003eAnother anus horriblus\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDennis Norden \u003cem\u003eJust look at this, when a seemingly normal situation, turns out to be an utter fiasco\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMary Whitehouse \u003cem\u003eI'm not sure if we really want our children - our future generations - listening to these vulgar lyrics, and I shall be writing to the BBC to express my concern\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJulian Clary \u003cem\u003eThat's a very sticky moment if I'm not very much mistaken\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTuff Cop \u003cem\u003eThere must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't play this next record, but right now I can't think of any\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eOh well I suppose you'd better get on with it\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTommy Cooper \u003cem\u003eThis DJ's great, aha aha, he grates on your nerves.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJim Bowen \u003cem\u003eYou've landed in music, that categories already gone, but never mind. We all like music, and does anyone really like darts anyway, so let's play it again\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eFor goodness sake. Oasis? Pulp? Blur? any bloody excuse not to tuck your shirt in.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSean Connery \u003cem\u003eOn Her Majesty's Service, and Licensed to Thrill\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCher \u003cem\u003eI'd like to share this with you. You know a lot of people think I'm made of plastic, but I don't make that much money from my records. Oh, you thought I was going to talk about surgery - you must be kidding!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTommy \u003cem\u003eCooper Aha Aha, I'm laughing 'cos I know what coming next\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJanet Street \u003cem\u003ePorter I'd just like to say that this show is a load of old rubbish\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargi Clarke \u003cem\u003eAh Girls, now if you're looking to improve your sex life then listen to this\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMary Whitehouse \u003cem\u003eWhat is missing here is basic moral values. It should have been cut out by the British Board of Censors!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMary Whitehouse \u003cem\u003eThe \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e9 o'clock\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e watershed complaint\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDennis Norden \u003cem\u003eIf you are one of those people who enjoys perverse entertainment, then listen to this\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMexican Female \u003cem\u003eHey Speedy Gonzales, keep on playing those fast records\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eOccasions\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTracks referring to a selection of occasions\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"74\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarlon Brando \u003cem\u003ePlease be silent and show some respect to a member of the family who wishes to speak\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRolf Harris \u003cem\u003eHere comes the bride, big fat and wide Here comes the groom as skinny as a broom\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Moore \u003cem\u003eMy lords, ladies and Gentlemen, you attention please. May we please have quiet for the official toast\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eHappy Retirement. For goodness sake, I don't know why they call it happy, there's nothing happy about it if you ask me. Damn miserable I've found it in fact\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"78\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarilyn Monroe \u003cem\u003eHappy Birthday To You\u003c\/em\u003e (Sung)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTommy \u003cem\u003eCooper They've asked me to wish you a happy birthday and well ... I just did ... Aha Aha\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarilyn Monroe \u003cem\u003eHey Birthday Boy\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVincent Price \u003cem\u003eThere are important special birthdays 16, 18, 21 and 40. But my favourite occasion is the only one that's guaranteed, ha ha ha ha ha\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlf Garnett \u003cem\u003eHere we are at another birthday party then. It seems he has one every bleeding year\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrank Spencer \u003cem\u003eIt would be a fair assessment to say that I made a few mistakes in my time, but then, don't we all? By the way your parents wish you a happy birthday\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eCalm Down\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo ease any difficult situation.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"84\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarlon \u003cem\u003eBrando I understand that you wish to enjoy yourselves, and I am a reasonable man, but please show some respect for others, I don't want to have to deal with this myself, ..... I trust we have an understanding\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBetty Boothroyd \u003cem\u003eOrder! Order in the house\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eLast Orders\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe bar's gonna close!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"86\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMargaret Thatcher \u003cem\u003eWith proper Conservatism in power, the British Public would now be able to drink for 24 hrs a day. And I'm afraid to say that until this load of baloney is stopped, and yes this is another failing of One Nation Conservatism, it is unfortunate, but a fact, that it is, last orders at the bar now\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMystic \u003cem\u003eMeg As I gaze into my Crystal ball I predict that in a short while the bar will be closing\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eMale Inserts\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIdents and put-downs\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"88\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJim \u003cem\u003eBowen You might score well tonight lads, but if you don't we'll give you your BFH, that's your Bus Fare Home\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Cleese as Basil Fawlty \u003cem\u003eLook at him eh, he's drunk already. If he can't control his drink, then he shouldn't be allowed to drink at all. If it was up to me I wouldn't let them drink until they were 25 you know. A bit more responsible at that age. I think he should leave, yes you come on. You've had more than enough. It's time you went home. Come on ... out. Yes leave ... Now.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDennis Norden \u003cem\u003eHe's wobbling, he's all over the place, the last few hours have really taken their toll on him, I think he's going, he is, he's down, but what a re\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003emark\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003eable effort\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eThe Buffet Break\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor use when the food is ready.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"91\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdwina Currie \u003cem\u003eOkay I know it's buffet time, but what my colleagues do not remember is that they should avoid the egg vol a vonts as it is fair to say that most of the egg production is infected with salmonella. Oh yes and avoid the beef as there is a major scare with Mad Cow Disease. And don't touch any lamb, we cannot be sure that the effects of Chenolbol have been fully cleared. While we on the subject of food, how can you be sure that the prawns are fully cooked, or that the chicken is bacteria free, oh and avoid the cheese, it has too much saturated fat. Watch the sausages as well, they may have glass splinters from the animal liberation front. In fact if you want to be safe, I wouldn't eat anything at all, and don't drink too much alcohol either, bad for the liver you know\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLloyd Grossman \/ Worzel Gummidge \u003cem\u003eAnd now to my favourite part of the evening, to taste some fantastic culinary delights. Please join me as we make our way to the buffet table to serve yourselves I'd love a cup of tea and a slice of cake\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eSituation Commentary\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSome typically sarcastic commentary.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"93\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLloyd Grossman \u003cem\u003eAnd who would dance in a place like this A bit of a dump if you ask me\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindsor Davies \u003cem\u003eIf you do get into the jungle, you ought to pray that I was not there first, because deep bass and fast beats make my finger twitch on my rifle\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVictor Meldrew \u003cem\u003eI don't believe it, another pint of bloody beer has nested on top of my speakers. Have people any idea how much they cost ... I mean\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eTheme Nights\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"96\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoan Rivers\u003cem\u003e I just love under 18's they're so much more adventurous\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eThe Smoochy Selection\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor slowing down the tempo.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"97\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarilyn Monroe \u003cem\u003eHey slow down, what's your hurry, let's unwind together with a little smooth number\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarilyn Monroe \u003cem\u003eI'm sorry if it goes quiet after the next record, but I've just got to make love to this gorgeous DJ\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003eBits \u0026amp; Pieces\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"99\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it? 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Some brilliant themes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. X-Files Style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAtmospheric VO based on the X Files Theme\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rumours have been round for a long time Government agencies have attempted to cover up But Tonight a force that is unstoppable is about to hit this city Trust No One - Deny Everything \u0026amp; Obey Your Instinct The Search Goes On The Truth is Out There, But The Party - Is Here\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Star Wars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA re-creation of one of the classic Star Wars scene\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't worry Luke Leave This To Me \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet Me See Your Identification \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou Don't Need To See His Identification\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe Don't Need To See His Identification \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Is Not The DJ You Are Looking For \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Is Not The DJ We're Looking For \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe Can Go About His Business \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou Can Go About Your Business \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMove Along \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMove Along\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. The Twilight Zone\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNarrated opener with a Twilight Zone Vibe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man It is a dimension as vast as space itself, \u0026amp; as timeless as infinity It is the middle ground between light \u0026amp; shadow, between science and superstition \u0026amp; it lies between the pit of mans fears \u0026amp; the summit of his knowledge This is the dimension of imagination, it is an area that we call the party zone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4. War Of The Worlds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe classic intro re-scripted for DJ use with atmospheric music. A great lead into a light show or to start any night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo one would have believed that in the last years of the 20th Century, that musical affairs were being listened to from the tiniest worlds of space. None could have dreamed that we were being scrutinised as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of musical enjoyment on other planets, and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth and it's musical treasures with envious eyes. Our only salvation was our only weapon, with music we can fight them as they slowly and surely they draw their plans against us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5. Meet The Gang Song\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"It ain't arf hot mom\" opening song with new words and \u003ccity\u003e\u003cplace\u003eWindsor\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/city\u003e Davies shouting \"Shut upppppp!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you, with music \u0026amp; lighting to get you on your way, all the best music we will play, play, play. With oldies \u0026amp; newies, the best from the charts, hit after hit straight after we start, meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you. BO, BOYS, Boys to entertain you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6. Quality Entertainment\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tongue in cheek blast at poor DJ's utilising the 'Benny Hill' theme and a DJ with 'attitude'!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHey welcome to tonight's entertainment supplied by Discount DJ Agency - All our DJ's are polite (Oi you, shift!) - They use the latest audio equipment (Listen mate, if it ain't on 78, I ain't got it - right!) - Carry the most up to date lighting - (Do they what? flash? What do you think this is a fruit machine) - And all Discount DJ's dress to please (Jeans are very versatile you know) - Discount DJ's - [Announcer Voice] - Unfortunately the Discount DJ Agency Man didn't turn up tonight so you'll have to put up with this other show\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7. Sample Montage Dance Opener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA beat backing with rapid fire samples over the top.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8. Muppets Show\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe immortal Muppet Show opening theme re-scripted\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's Time To Play The Music, It's time to light the lights, It's time to get things started at the discotheque tonight\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's time to get up dancing, It's time to show delight, it's time to have a great time, at the discotheque tonight\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo introduce our guest star, that's what I'm here to do, so it really make me happy to introduce to you ... the DJ\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's Time To Play The Music, It's time to light the lights,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's time to get things started 'Why Don't you get things started' It's time to get things started at the most sensational inspirational educational motivational this is what they call the discotheque\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9. Power On , Decks On, Opener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA great build up show opener with sci-fi sound effects\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePower On - Decks On - Amplifiers On - Light Show Programmed - All Systems Standing By - Ladies and Gentlemen - We are on line. Please prepare yourselves for the experience of a lifetime ...... Welcome\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10. Mastermind Theme\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe long running quiz show redone to emulate a specialised subject in music\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Chosen Subject is music you have hours in which to play classic tunes on your chosen subject \u0026amp; your time starts now .....\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11. Roadshow Style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrum Roll leading to a Radio 1 Roadshow style VO\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026amp; Now Live Direct \u0026amp; Before You please welcome your DJ\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12. James Bond Opener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original Bond theme with Bond introducing the artist\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrepare to be shaken \u0026amp; stirred by one of her majesty's finest ambassadors - and be warned he's licensed to thrill\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e13. Football Stomp Show Opener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA massive stomp backing with a commentator voice. Great for sports nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're heading for a good time The Bars opening up What a wonderful piece of music selection Just look at the classics he's gonna play This has all the makings of a great night and with the best man in town to spin the tunes there can only be on ending ..... Goal!!!!!!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14. NASA Style Countdown\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA countdown based on a launch. Simple \u0026amp; effective\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVO2 - Standby Control, we have a go situation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVO1 - Ten Nine Eight Seven\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVO2 - We Have Ignition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVO1 - Six Five Four\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVO2 - Engines are Go\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVO1 - Three Two One Zero\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVO2 - We have Lift Off\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15. Pathe' Pre-Show Starter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore you go start this is a great ice breaker in vintage news style \u0026amp; lets the punters know what's happening\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAhhh Yes! Are you wonderful people ready to be entertained? Tonight you will be enthralled by the wonders of modern science Lights that flash, music that beats, and a disc jockey type person that actually speaks! yes speaks! Whilst we wait for a few more people to turn up and give you a chance to participate in conversation we will keep the gramophonic music at a reasonable level. But get ready for the big switch on it's coming to this room in a very short time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eBUFFET BREAKS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eNovel ways of getting into \u0026amp; out of the buffet break\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16. Toon Food Break\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOver a 'toon' backing of 'Food, Glorious Food'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheese \u0026amp; Pineapple Sticks, Ham Sandwiches, Vegetable Toon 1 Voice - Quiche, Prawn Vol Au Vonts, Chicken Drumsticks, lettuce, tomatoes, fish bits, egg rolls, crisps, nuts, sausages on sticks, tuna sandwiches, relish, gateaux, cheesecake, profitteroles, sausage rolls, scotch eggs, pork pies, crusty bread - Toon 2 Voice - Hey Everyone! In case you haven't already guessed the buffet is now open, so hurry along before it all disappears\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17. Rolf Announces the Buffet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little bit of salmon, just a dash of relish, dum de dum dum, add a bit of gateaux, ha ha, plate to mix it all on, ... Can you guess what it is yet? Yeh .. It's buffet time, go on help yourselves, and kids love it too!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e18. Lloyd Grossman\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo we've deliberated, gurgerated, \u0026amp; basically stuffed ourselves stupid, so let us get on with the party, Mr DJ - take it away\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eCLOSERS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eA superb way of ending the night\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e19. The Soap Closer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the late 70's great soaps updated for DJ use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTonight your DJ performed before a live audience, without any overdubs or studio editing the sound engineer was the DJ The Music Programming was by the DJ Production Assistant was the DJ Personal Assistant to the DJ was the DJ In fact every damn thing is being done by The Man of The Hour, The DJ\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20. William Tell Closer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the 50' style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've just witnessed another episode in great entertainment Join us again next week, same time, same channel Hi Ho Silver ........ Away!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e21. Looney Tunes Ending\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic ending, self explanatory really\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've just witnessed a f.f.f.fabulous show, we'll see you again soon but for now .... that's all folks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22. \u003ccity\u003e\u003cplace\u003eLas Vegas\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/city\u003e Style Voiceover\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElvis Presley at Vegas style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLadies \u0026amp; Gents Boys \u0026amp; Girls The DJ Has Left The Building\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e23. \u003cplace\u003e\u003cplacetype\u003eLand\u003c\/placetype\u003e of \u003cplacename\u003eHope\u003c\/placename\u003e\u003c\/place\u003e \u0026amp; Glory Closer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUtilising classical music, this is a very tongue in cheek closer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have just witnessed a fine performance by this wonderful DJ. If you would like to him for your next function then his fees are extortionate, his reliability inconsistent and his professionalism is well ... questionable. And have you seen the colour of his pants? Still he's a nice guy and he tries very hard, so give him a break OKAY! ..... Goodnight\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eLINKS \u0026amp; BRIDGES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSome of the most used tracks in a DJ set\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e24. Are you sitting comfortably? Good - Then I'll begin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25. The Updated Complete Music Program\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26. Song After Song after Track after Hit Back To Back\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e27. And Now .... It's back to the music\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e28. Beats Thumping, People Jumping, Finger Clicking, Tongue Licking, Bodies Swaying, Classic Music Playing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e29. The Most Music (SFX) with no fillers (exit sweep)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30. Tune It In, Crank It Up, Rip The Knob Off!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e31. Hot Rockin' Non Stoppin, Get Blown Away - Much More Music - All The Time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eVENUE TRACKS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFor both DJ's who work in a pubs and mobiles who want to add that something extra to the common announcements\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHappy Hour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e32. Happy Hour Montage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e33. Pathe' Happy Hour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLast Orders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e34. Orgasmic Last Orders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e35. Last Orders Right Now!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e36. Sexy Last Orders\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTime At The Bar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e37. Funeral March\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e38. Town Crier\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinish Your Drinks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e39. Finish your Drinks \u0026amp; Run Along Home\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e40. Formal Dry Announcement\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeaving The Venue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e41. Victor Meldrew - Please Leave Quietly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e42. Keep The Noise Down\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSEXY VOICEOVERS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eAs popular as ever, the sexy insert!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e43. They call this DJ the big man and I know why (giggle)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e44. I wish This DJ would Come and Mix It with Me\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e45. Cut the crap big boy and play me a record\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e46. The beats at the end are always the best beats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e47. It just don't get better than this\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e48. Push It, Wiggle It, Then Stick It In\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e49. The only place that I want to leave flat on my back\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eDEEP VOICE DANCE DROPS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eWatch those Bass Bins as these deep voice inserts resonate your woofers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50. The Maximum Bass, Rhythm - Pumping It To The Max\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e51. Fifty Thousand watts of Essential Power\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e52. Coming in hard with the wickedest beats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e53. Back with another one of those block rockin' beats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e54. Get Funky \u0026amp; Shake It Like A White Girl\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e55. It's All Gone Pete Tong\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e56. Largin' It On A Friday Night\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e57. Largin It On A Saturday Night\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e58. Doin' That Swing Thing It Don't Get Better than this\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e59. Let Your Body Be Free \u0026amp; Shake That Ass\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e60. Clubland - Bass - Rock The Place\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61. Essential Chunes with The Coolest Cuts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eIMPRESSIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFor more of these check out Ultimate Impersonator CD.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVictor Meldrew\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e62. More Thump, Thump Thump from the Damn DJ, I'd like to give him a thump thump thump\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWindsor Davies\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e63. The buffet is now being served, so form an orderly queue and hurry up, come on move it move it!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrince Charles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e64. As the future King of England I do hope that I will have this fabulous disc jockey chappy at my coronation, but while I wait for mommy to step down, I do hope that you enjoy tonight's entertainment\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArkwright\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e65. Granville, go and get that DJ from the bar it's time to start the disco, and tell him not to make it so bloody loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRonald Reagan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e66. A DJ Nancy? What's that? It's not one of those damn ruskie guns is it, Nancy? What's a DJ?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSean Connery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e67. The DJ and I both have something in common, we are both professionals, highly skilled in our jobs, and we both attract loads of women .... well perhaps not in the DJ's case. Now Miss Moneypenny where was I?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrank Spencer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e68. Ooh look Jessica.. The DJ's done a whoopsy . hmmm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDavid Attenborough\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e69. Yes a fabulous creature known as a disc jockey, still potentially able to reproduce with only a 2\" organ\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlec Guiness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e70. You cannot win Darth if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLloyd Grossman\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e71. I'll Tell You What I want what I really really want\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick Moore\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e72. I've never really been convinced about there being life on mars, but after seeing this DJ perform tonight, it proves that the most simple of organisms can function in all matter of environments\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eCOMEDY INSERTS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eQuick fire humour. Great when used in the right places\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e73. I've never seen a dead body or a human nipple. I suppose this is what comes of living in cul-de-sac\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e74. Especially for twinkle toes out there, this is on CD\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e75. The Fat Slags Comment on the DJ's extended play!!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e76. If you think this is good, just wait until the DJ gets here\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e77. Probably the worst DJ in the world\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e78. Probably the best DJ in the world - NOT!!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e79. Probably the best DJ in the world - I did say probably!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e80. You're listening to the DJ with no taste - and just to prove it, listen to this ....\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e81. The DJ with more balls than the national lottery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e82. DJ with 12\" sex appeal if you have a magnifying glass\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e83. The only thing this DJ can scratch is his arse\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e84. If you would like to book this man to be the DJ at you're party, then you really are very sad\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e85. Comedy Sound Effect - Man Straining on toilet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eTHE NATIONAL LOTTERY\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e professional way of letting people know their fortunes and a spoof draw to annoy the hell out of them\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e86. Ladies and Gentlemen tonight's national lottery numbers will follow this record\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e87. Ladies and Gentlemen we interrupt tonight's show to bring you the national lottery numbers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e88. Ladies and Gentlemen these are tonight's lottery no's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e89. The spoof lottery draw of made up numbers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eYEARCHECKS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eDecade \u0026amp; year checks to take you to the Millennium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e90. The 1950's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e91. The 1960's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e92. The 1970's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e93. The 1980's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e94. The 1990's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e95. Yr Check - 1995\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e96. Yr Check - 1996\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e97. Yr Check - 1997\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e98. Yr Check - 1998\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e99. Yr Check - 1999\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ULTIMATE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":33272556556,"sku":"1554630013941","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1679\/0243\/products\/4fbeeebb3d42e6b80a6ba6769545755a9119662c.gif?v=1488158874"},{"product_id":"tec2jinglecd","title":"DJ Jingles Tec 2 Cd","description":"\u003cp\u003eA legendary release. The massive amount of material and the sheer diversity of content make it an ideal starting place for most DJ's and Presenters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSingle CD  - 168 Tracks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHi Tec Computer Show Opener\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1960's to 1980's Year checks\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop 5 Chart Positions\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSexy Female Voiceovers\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound Effects \u0026amp; Fanfares\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWedding, Anniversary \u0026amp; Engagement Drops\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 Versions of 'Happy Birthday To You'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the opening Mace knock of 'My Lords, Ladies \u0026amp; Gentlemen' to the sounds of the 'Goodbyee Song' fading away this CD is sheer quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction quality is superb. We used many live musicians and a three piece harmony vocal group to really give this CD the edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe three openers include a Hi Tech Computer Style Opener which is very popular. Clocking in at 1 min 17 secs it has proved to be the ideal balance between length \u0026amp; content, with stereo whooshes, zaps, rumbles and a monolithic voice narrating throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePopular Chart positions follow with positions from Number 5 to Number 1 included. Two options on all of these plus extra versions of the No. 1 slot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYear checks \u0026amp; Styles continue from here. All the year checks have two options, often with a sung version as one of the options. Within each decade are three or four jingles in the style of that era, so you will find Rock n Roll, Motown, \u003cplace\u003eMersey\u003c\/place\u003e beat, \u0026amp; Seventies jingles to complete the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a few instant drops, there is a tidy selection of Occasions tracks. With a series of 'Congratulations on your ...' tracks featuring Birthdays, Engagements, Wedding Day, \u0026amp; Anniversaries you can really make someone's day really special. Also included are 3 versions of 'Happy Birthday To You'. A traditional version, a modern version and a terrible version are included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter some Last Orders at The Bar Jingles, we move into the Hot Drops section. A varied selection of comedy, credible, sung and deep voice drops give many options to DJ's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small selection of radio station jingles leads to the Sound Effects and Music Beds Section. Fanfares, Applause, Explosions, Screams, \u0026amp; Burps make up this useful toolkit. Add to this a version of Auld Lang Syne preceded by the Big Ben Chimes and you have a great selection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom here we move into the late night love zone before the classic ending track - 'The Goodbyee Song'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you listen to this CD it is not hard to see how Ultimate established themselves as forerunners in DJ Jingles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eT.E.C. 2 - Timeless Established Classic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eTracklisting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSHOW OPENERS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThree classic show openers to really start your show in a way to remember\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 MASTER OF CEREMONIES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy lords ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin (MVO)[ :10 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA real attention catcher, a mace hammers 3 times \u0026amp; a 'big' voice makes an announcement. The surefire way to get attention\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2 HIGH TECH COMPUTER SHOW OPENER (SFX, FVO)[ \u003ctime hour=\"1\" minute=\"17\"\u003e1:17\u003c\/time\u003e ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe legendary show opener. Features a computerised voice on a start up sequence that goes through sound frequencies \u0026amp; stereo sweeps with loads of sound effects for various procedures, before ending with an almighty sweep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 CAR START UP PROCEDURE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's get this show on the road (mech SFX, MVO)[ :15 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a car starts, a manic voice makes the announcement before the car accelerates off to an abrupt crash ending!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eCHART POSITIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eAmazingly easy and impressive to use. Simple but effective ways of adding slickness to your show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eWe've included dry voice and sung accapella versions to allow you to vary the deliveries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 The U.K's number one (music, sung FVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 The \u0026lt;U.K's number\u0026gt; one (accapella, echo)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6 Number one from the \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eUnited States of America\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e (music)[ :08 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6-2 Number one from the United States of America ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7 It's the U.K's number one ( MVO, accapella)[ :04 ] CUE 7-2 ( MVO, echo)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8 It's the U.K's number two ( MVO, accapella)[ :04 ] CUE 8-2 ( MVO, echo)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9 It's the U.K's number three ( MVO, accapella)[ :04 ] CUE 9-2 ( MVO, echo)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10 It's the U.K's number four ( MVO, accapella)[ :04 ] CUE 10-2 ( MVO, echo)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11 It's the U.K's number five ( MVO, accapella)[ :04 ] CUE 11-2 ( MVO, echo)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eGOLDEN OLDIE MATERIAL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eVersatile jingles for going back in time. We've included all the year checks from 1960 to 1989 in effected dry voice and accapella styles. There are also fully produced jingles for each of the music styles in various decades.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e(Year checks till 1999 are on Pro Use Volume 8)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12 Vintage vinyl still sounding great (accapella, MVO)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e13 One that's stood the test \u0026lt;of time\u0026gt; ( MVO, echo)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14 Taking you back in time, the 1970's, 60's, 50's, stop! play it (MVO)[ :12 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15 The heroes of the revolution, Little \u003cpersonname\u003eRichard\u003c\/personname\u003e, Bill Haley, Buddy Holly, Elvis Presley, Eddie Cochran, this is rock'n'roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(music, MVO)[ :17 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16 1960 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-2 1961 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-3 1962 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-4 1963 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-5 1964 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-6 1965 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-7 1966 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-8 1967 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-9 1968 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16-10 1969 (SFX, MVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17 1960 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-2 1961 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-3 1962 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-4 1963 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-5 1964 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-6 1965 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-7 1966 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-8 1967 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-9 1968 (accapella)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17-10 1969 (accapella)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e18 Taking you back in time, the 1980's, 70's, 60's, stop, play it (MVO) [ :12 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e19 The \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eU.S.A.\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e \u003ccity\u003e\u003cplace\u003eDetroit\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/city\u003e Michegan ...... this is the Motown sound (MVO)[ :09 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20 \u003cplace\u003eLiverpool\u003c\/place\u003e \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eEngland\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e ........... yes this is \u003cplace\u003eMersey\u003c\/place\u003e beat (MVO)[ :07 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20-2 \u003cplace\u003eLiverpool\u003c\/place\u003e \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eEngland\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e, yeah this is Mersey-beat (Scouse MVO)[ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e21 The sounds of the swinging 60's with the tech of the 90's(MVO, SFX)[08]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22 1970 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-2 1971 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-5 1972 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-4 1973 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-5 1974 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-6 1975 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-7 1976 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-8 1977 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-9 1978 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22-10 1979 (SFX, MVO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e23 Foot stompin' music of the 70's (music, MVO)[ :10 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e23-2 Foot stompin' music of the 70's ( MVO)[ :04 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e24 The sounds of the 70's with the technology of the 90's(music, MVO)[:08]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25 1980 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-2 1981 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-3 1982 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-4 1983 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-5 1984 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-6 1985 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-7 1986 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-8 1987 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-9 1988 (accapella)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25-10 1989 (accapella)[ :02 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26 1980 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-2 1981 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-3 1982 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-4 1983 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-5 1984 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-6 1985 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-7 1986 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-8 1987 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-9 1988 ( MVO)[ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26-10 1989 ( MVO)[ :02 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eINSTANT DROPS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e27 Just when you thought it was safe to return to your seat (music) [ :15 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e28 Impressed ?...You will be ( MVO, FVO)[ :03 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e29 Take it from me, nobody does it better. ( FVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 This guy's got good taste, what a guy. ( FVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e31 Rock on (music, MVO)[ :10 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e32 Reggae revival (music, FVO)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e33 The alternative dance selection from the independant chart (music)[ :09 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eOCCASIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eA brief selection of the most essential jingles \u0026amp; drops for special Occasions (\u0026amp; the bar closing!!!)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFor a more comprehensive collection check out The Occasions, Birthday, \u0026amp; Christmas Disc.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e34 On your birthday Congratulations ( MVO, accapella)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e34-2 Congratulations On your birthday ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e35 On your engagement Congratulations ( MVO, accapella)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e35-2 Congratulations On your engagement ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e36 On your anniversary Congratulations ( MVO, accapella)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e36-2 Congratulations On your anniversary ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e37 On your wedding day Congratulations ( MVO, accapella)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e37-2 Congratulations On your wedding day ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e38 Happy birthday to you (traditional music, accapella)[ :35 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e39 Happy birthday to you (contemporary accapella)[ :19 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e40 Happy birthday to you (the pub chorus)[ :48 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e41 Last orders at the bar please, last orders, oh no! (SFX, MVO, FVO)[ :15 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e42 Last orders at the bar please, last orders ( MVO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e43 \u0026lt;Last\u0026gt; orders (accapella)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e44 'scuse me, this is your last chance to get one more drink down your neck, they're gonna shut the bar. (drunk MVO)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eHOT DROPS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eQuick fire drops and produced music backed tracks covering a whole wealth of subjects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFeature dry voice, effected voice, sung, and shouted tracks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e45 It's Friday night, yeh, the weekend starts here. (FVO, shout, VO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e46 It's \u003ctime hour=\"0\" minute=\"0\"\u003emidnight\u003c\/time\u003e, the new day starts here. ( MVO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e47 Saturday night into Sunday morning with the best DJ around (VO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e48 Saturday, the best night of the week, let's make it happen. (MVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e49 It's the mad half hour (laughter, EFX MVO, laughter)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50 Music for the 90's. (music, MVO)[ :14 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50-2 Music for the 90's. ( MVO, echo)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e51 A night club classic, scream. (SFX, MVO)[ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e52 Crucial Reggae re-wind. (music, FVO, echo)[ :12 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e52-2 Crucial Reggae \u0026lt;re-wind\u0026gt; ( FVO, echo)[ :12 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e53 U K rave. (music, MVO, echo)[ :09 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e54 Playing the \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eU.K.\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e dance chart. ( MVO EFX)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e55 The ultimate dance experience. ( MVO, echo)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e56 The music \u0026lt;selection\u0026gt; in the essential \u0026lt;direction\u0026gt;( FVO, echo)[ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e57 Charged with energy and looking good ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e58 The essential soul selection (accapella)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e59 As the DJ's say vor sprung dorch\u0026lt;Technics\u0026gt;( MVO,echo)[ :09]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e60 It's in the mix with \u0026lt;Tech\u0026gt; nics. ( MVO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61 \u0026lt;Exclusive\u0026gt; \u0026lt;remix\u0026gt; ( MVO, echo)[ :10 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e62 The \u0026lt;U.K's premier\u0026gt; jazz funk and soul (music, sung FVO)[ :13 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e63 Vital vinyl from the \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eU.K.\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e ( FVO, echo)[ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e64 All across the U.K, this is what's going down (accapella, FVO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e65 You wanna hear what's happenin' Check this out ( MVO, shout)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e66 Hey I'm gonna make you sweat ( FVO)[ :03 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e66-2 I'm gonna make you sweat (slow FVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e67 Don't forget you heard it hear yeh first (accapella)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e68 Taking it to the limit and beyond. ( MVO, echo)[ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e69 Gettin' hot, don't stop, keep on burnin ( FVO, echo)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e70 The sounds of the city an urban classic (SFX, MVO)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e71 This DJ's unique, there just cannot be another one like him. (FVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e72 Warning, this sound system can cause serious hearing damage do not put your head inside the speakers ( MVO)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e73 Time for the worst record of the night. ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e74 It's that record again Oh no ( MVO, accapella)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e75 Don't look at me someone asked for that ( MVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e76 Oh I say what a splendid record rave on old chap ( MVO)[ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eRADIO STYLE INSERTS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eMOR style \u0026amp; hospital radio links generally for broadcast use but equally useable on a mobile show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e77 The latest hits \u0026amp; the greatest memories simply the best music around( MVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e78 Great music in stereo (music, sung FVO)[ :07 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e78 2 Great music in stereo. (fast accapella)[ :03 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e79 The radio station just for you ( MVO, accapella)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e80 Get well soon (piano, sung FVO)[ :08 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e81 Hospital radio, just when you need a friend.( MVO)[ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e82 Hospital radio request time (piano, sung FVO)[ :04 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSOUND EFFECTS \u0026amp; MUSIC BEDS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eA selection of some of most useful music tracks (fanfares), sound effects (applause, screams, explosions) and a version of Auld Lang Syne. For more Sound Effects check out Mixdisc 1 \u0026amp; The Sound Effects Library.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFor 7 versions of Auld Lang Syne check out The Ultimate Occasions Disc.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e83 AULD LANG SYNE TRACK\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig Ben Chimes, Happy New year, Auld Lang Syne (trad. song)[ \u003ctime hour=\"2\" minute=\"54\"\u003e2:54\u003c\/time\u003e ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA ready mixed version of the chimes, a jingle, and the full song for impressive, hassle free, end of years!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e84 Fanfare # 1 (traditional, SFX) [ :15 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e85 Fanfare # 2 (rock, SFX) [ :22 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e86 Large crowd applause (SFX) [ :31 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e87 Explosion # 1, (SFX) [ :03 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e87-2 Explosion # 2, (SFX) [ :03 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e87-3 Explosion # 3, (multi-SFX) [ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e88 Scream # 1, (SFX) [ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e88-2 Scream # 2, (SFX) [ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e88-3 Scream # 3, (multi-SFX) [ :06 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e89 Hi-tech SFX # 1, (laser) [ :02 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e89-2 Hi-tech SFX # 2, (starburst) [ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e89-3 Hi-tech SFX # 2, (hyper drive)[ :11 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e90 Single burp. (SFX) [ :01 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e90-2 Multi-burps (SFX) [ :15 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e90-3 Multi-burps (SFX) [ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSMOOCHY SELECTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSexy voices to hit the Love Zone in style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e91 Stop in the name of love (SFX, sung, FVO)[ :07 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e92 Thank you for spending the night with me, I'll never forget you (FVO)[ :06 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e92-2 Thank you for spending the night with us We'll never forget you (MVO)[4]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e93 Shall we ? Oh yeah (FVO, Accapella)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e94 Let's get down to the nitty-gritty, we're talking sex (FVO)[ :09 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e95 Let's get together, some heavenly bodies. ( MVO)[ :05 ] CUE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e95-2 Let's get together, some heavenly bodies. ( FVO)[ :05 ]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e96 We're near the end but the bit at the end is always the best bit (FVO)[:09]\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eENDING\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e97 The Goodbyee song (sung, FVO)[ \u003ctime hour=\"1\" minute=\"43\"\u003e1:43\u003c\/time\u003e ]\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ULTIMATE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":33272727564,"sku":"3222550022371","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1679\/0243\/products\/6debb50293870d7b5054717190ac67441622c64f.gif?v=1487809697"},{"product_id":"ultimateoccasionscd","title":"Ultimate Occasions DJ Jingles Cd","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery single, song and drop-in that could be used around any occasion imaginable. A large section on weddings features everything from various length versions of Here Comes the Bride and the Wedding March, through to tracks that arrange the first dance, cake cutting, and a celebration as the Bride and Groom leave. Every other occasion has a cross section of material to enhance it - New Years Eve, Anniversaries, St.Patricks Night, Valentines, Kids Parties, Award ceremonies, Sports Nights, you name it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo CD Set  - Over 190 Tracks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA complete set of jingles, drops, \u0026amp; songs\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 new versions of Auld Lang Syne.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 tracks covering every aspect of a wedding function\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJingles for all the anniversary elements.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelection of fanfares and jingles\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMany traditional British songs including the National Anthem\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eTwo CD Set - Tracklisting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eCOMPACT DISC ONE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eNEW YEARS EVE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eAll the essentials for New Years Eve. Auld Lang Syne, a countdown \u0026amp; the chimes. Seven options so you can use which is most suitable to the crowd you are with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. THE COMPLETE NEW YEAR COUNTDOWN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[First New Year Gong is exactly 20 seconds after start of track, so to land bang on \u003ctime hour=\"0\" minute=\"0\"\u003emidnight\u003c\/time\u003e you must start this track at 11.59 \u0026amp; 40 seconds] (total time is 3min 53secs)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStarts with the Big Ben chimes. The first gong is set to hit at 12.00 which most DJ's work to. On the first 'gong' the voice announces \"Happy New Year\". This is followed by The Ultimate Party Auld Lang Syne (as tk. 2) with The Chimes cleverly chiming to the beat!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD LANG SYNE VOCAL (132 BPM)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNovel medley featuring:- Auld Lang Syne - into - Scotland The Brave - into - Auld Lang Syne - into - You Take The High Road - back into - Auld Lang Syne.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD LANG SYNE INSTR. (132 BPM)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstrumental version of the above track with brass section\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4. AULD LANG SYNE - TRADITIONAL INSTRUMENTAL VERSION\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrumpet \u0026amp; flute led instrumental rendition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5. AULD LANG SYNE - TRADITIONAL VOCAL VERSION\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTenor Soloist with Choral backing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6. AULD LANG SYNE - ROCK INSTRUMENTAL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePowerful Rock Instrumental with lead guitar break\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7. AULD LANG SYNE - POP VERSION (132 BPM)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8. AULD LANG SYNE - POP VERSION + VOCALS (132 BPM)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9. THE BIG BEN CHIMES - FULL SEQUENCE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eWEDDING DAY\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe most common functions for many DJ's. Essential music \u0026amp; utility jingles to give newly weds a night to remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eMain Tracks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10.Here Comes The Bride\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Instrumental music bed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11.The Wedding March\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cplace\u003e\u003cplacename\u003e12.\u003c\/placename\u003e\u003cplacetype\u003eChurch\u003c\/placetype\u003e\u003c\/place\u003e Bells Tolling - Sound Bed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThirty seconds of the traditional wedding church bells.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e13.The Wedding Jingle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA music bed to be used for voice overs or incidental music with influences from Here Comes The Bride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe First Dances\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14.Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Can we now clear the floor as we invite the bride \u0026amp; groom for their 1st dance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the track to get the bride \u0026amp; groom on the dance floor for the first dance, using the wedding march as a music bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15.Ladies \u0026amp; Gentlemen - The Bride \u0026amp; Groom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStarts with a traditional mace knock to get the audiences attention for the Bride \u0026amp; Groom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThrough The Night Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16.Wedding day celebrations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStuttered male voice Link\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17.Bride . Groom . Best man ..Bridesmaid Ha he ah\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTommy Cooper Impression\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e18.Wedding March Sting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Short rendition of The Wedding March jingle into multiple cheers \u0026amp; whistles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eCake Cutting Time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e19.This is a special announcement. In few minutes there will be a great photo opportunity when the bride \u0026amp; groom are going to cut the cake, so get your camera's ready now\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight voice announcement into camera flashes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20.Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen, if you would like to get your camera's \u0026amp; video recorders ready, the bride \u0026amp; groom are about ready to cut the cake\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e21.Cake cutting vocal music bed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMusic bed with Impression voice's from Lloyd Grossman \u0026amp; Worzel Gummidge about the Wedding Cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eBuffet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22.Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen, the buffet is now being served. May we take this opportunity to invite the bride \u0026amp; groom, \u0026amp; members of the top table to the buffet. Everyone else please feel free to follow when they've finished. Thank You\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrack to introduce buffet with wedding march bed \u0026amp; male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e23.Everyone has had their fill \u0026amp; now its time to celebrate with the happy couple - its party time!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrack to start the party after the buffet break. The Wedding March, into male voice with outro sweep\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe Bride \u0026amp; Groom Leave\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e24.Ladies \u0026amp; Gentlemen, it's time to say goodbye to The Bride \u0026amp; Groom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA straight male voice over that goes straight into track 25.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25.You'll Never Walk Alone - Instrumental.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA long track to give plenty of time for the bride \u0026amp; groom to say goodbye to their guests. This track runs straight out of track 24 above. If you run out of time you can quickly skip back to the start of the instrumental (track 25) without getting the voice again. If you only wish to use the voice-over then set your CD player to single play on track 24. The instrumental to 'You'll Never Walk Alone' also acts as a great extension to the original which is notoriously short, so you could easily follow with this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26.The Bride \u0026amp; Groom are about to depart, Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen would you please make 2 lines between the dance floor \u0026amp; the exit door to give everyone the chance to say goodbye \u0026amp; wish them well on the start of their journey into married life together\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA straight male voice that goes straight into track 27\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e27.Celebration - Instrumental\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSequenced in the same format as tracks 24 \u0026amp; 25\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e28.The bride \u0026amp; groom are about to depart, \u0026amp; lets face it the last thing they want to be doing is spend the rest of the night talking to you lot, they have some very important business to take care of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVoice with squeaking bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e29.Consummation, a game for 2 people \u0026amp; a large bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA male voice over a bed of clapping \u0026amp; cheering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30.Ladies \u0026amp; Gentlemen, The Bride \u0026amp; Groom have now left the building - But the party continues\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA warning alarm sound effect into a 'PA' style male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eANNIVERSARIES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe professional way to customise a most popular celebration\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe Classic Track\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e31.The Anniversary Waltz - Sung Version\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFemale soloist of the classic waltz\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e32.The Anniversary Waltz - Instrumental Version\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstrumental with the flute taking the lead\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eMulti Use Pro Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e33.Still going strong. Congratulations! on your anniversary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCamera flashing \u0026amp; congratulations along with male VO.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e34.Happy anniversary...again. It only seems like 12 months since the last one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight Victor Meldrew impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e35.Happy anniversary. We look forward to many more!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight male voice an Anniversary Waltz style bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e36.Anniversary party celebrations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight Male voice with a sound effect whoosh in \u0026amp; out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe Two Big Ones\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e37.Silver Anniversary celebrations!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnniversary waltz sting with an male VO \u0026amp; sound effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e38.Chorus line from 'Gold'. Happy golden anniversary!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn energetic track with a dynamic voice \u0026amp; explosion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe Yearcheck Anniversary's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA jingle for any anniversary scenario\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing contains the original elements..\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e39.Paper for the 1st\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e40.Cotton for the 2nd\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e41.Leather for the 3rd\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e42.Fruit for the 4th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e43.Wood for the 5th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e44.Candy for the 6th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e45.Wool for the 7th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e46.Bronze for the 8th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e47.Pottery for the 9th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e48.Tin for the 10th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e49.Steel for the 11th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50.Silk for the 12th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e51.Lace for the 13th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e52.Ivory for the 14th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e53.\u003ccity\u003e\u003cplace\u003eCrystal\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/city\u003e for the 15th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e54.\u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eChina\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e for the 20th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e55.Silver for the 25th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e56.\u003ccity\u003e\u003cplace\u003ePearl\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/city\u003e for the 30th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e57.Coral for the 35th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e58.Ruby for the 40th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e59.Sapphire for the 45th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e60.Gold for the 50th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61.Emerald for the 55th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e62.Diamond for the 60th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e63.Diamond for the 75th\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eENGAGEMENTS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eVoice Over Track\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e64.The Engagement Mix.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA track with an engagement theme to use as a voice over bed, or as incidental music. Contains relevant samples.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThrough The Night Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e65.Engagement celebrations!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA VO in a dynamic jingle. Great for adding excitement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e66.To the happy couple, congratulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA straight male voice with glasses clinking after it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eLight Hearted Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e67.Check out that ring! Nice ice baby!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA very deep American voice over a background crowd, that leads into the intro. of 'Ice Ice Baby'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e68.This is only the engagement, remember - it's not to late to change your mind! You can still escape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Vincent Price impression over a somber music backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e69.So she got engaged. Let's see if she can last more than a few months this time!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVictor Meldrew Impression. Caution of use is advised!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e70.Oh, don't they make a lovely couple!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJulian Clary Impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e71.Song -Starting Together The last thing you need to hear when you are planning to get married is Sue Pollard!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe track ended by an 'Arnie' style voice \u0026amp; his favourite gun\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSAINT PATRICK'S NIGHT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eIntro. Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e72.Time for a party, it's St Patrick's night, let the celebrations begin!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA dynamic jingle, with a male voice \u0026amp; sound effects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e73.Hello boys \u0026amp; girls, \u0026amp; you Irish people. Yes it's St. Patrick's night. This is the time for celebrating the patron saint of \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eIreland-\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e old Paddy. Yes, we can all consume large amounts of alcoholic beverage, be rowdy, sing \u0026amp; then, be sick. Yes sick, \u0026amp; everyone can participate. So drink vast amounts for St. Patrick, it's how everyone celebrates these days. Join in, you know it makes sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn old pathe style newsreel jingle with posh voice \u0026amp; hiss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eIrish Music\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e74.The Wild Rover - Vocal Version\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoloist sings this traditional song at a relaxed pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e75.Irish Jig Medley - Instrumental\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA medley of a jigs gradually increasing in pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThrough The Night Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e76.Happy \u003cplace\u003eSt.\u003c\/place\u003e Patricks Night\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA straight male voice over an Irish jig music bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstreet\u003e\u003caddress\u003e77.Ah St.\u003c\/address\u003e\u003c\/street\u003e Patrick, the patron saint of, er...er getting drunk!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA male Irish voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e78.It's time to celebrate St Patricks day so let the party countdown begin...10 9 7 4 6 3 5 2 8 1Pure Genius\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA party crowd under a male voice into a confused countdown\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eGUY FAWKES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eGeneral Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e79.Bonfire night celebrations!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVarious firework noises underneath the male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e80.Remember, the 5th Nov. Don't play with fireworks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormal warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFirework Humour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e81.Don't Play With Fireworks - Sketch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the garden, a kid tries his best to play with fireworks!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFASHION SHOWS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e82.Hey these styles look fabulous. It is just that I don't know anyone who is 7 stone, 6ft tall \u0026amp; size 8? But if I did, I'd tell them to buy that!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA female comments around the hustle of the catwalk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e83.It is not true that most male models are gay. They walk like that due to the regular wearing of a particular type of undergarment, that's all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJulian Clary Impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e COMPACT DISC TWO\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eUNIVERSAL MATERIAL\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFanfare Openers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Entrance Fanfare - Traditional\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA traditional regal trumpet fanfare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Entrance Fanfare - Rock\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA rock style version of a traditional fanfare\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. Entrance Fanfare - Modern\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA drum roll into a modern fanfare\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSongs \u0026amp; Chants\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4. For He's a Jolly Good Fellow - Vocal\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA group sung traditional version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5. For She's a Jolly Good Fellow - Vocal\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs above but for the ladies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6. Congratulations - Instrumental Bed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA talkover bed of the classic 'Congratulations'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7. Three Cheers...Hip hip - Hooray!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA young crowd shouted cheer, in the traditional style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eClosers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8. Hit the road jack - Short vocal sting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA short version which has many possible uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9. Goodbye Song - Short vocal sting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShort traditional version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eBRITISH TRADITIONAL SONGS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10.\u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eScotland\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e The Brave - Instrumental\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA straight, traditional interpretation. Full length.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11.The National Anthem - Traditional Vocal\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA straight, traditional interpretation of the first verse\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12.The National Anthem - Traditional Instrumental\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs above but with the trumpet taking the lead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e13.The National Anthem - Pop Instrumental\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA version that would be suited to a young crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e14.The National Anthem - Lead Guitar Instrumental\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLead Guitar playing the melody\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15.There'll always be an \u003ccountry-region\u003e\u003cplace\u003eEngland\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/country-region\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTraditional full sung version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16.\u003ccity\u003e\u003cplace\u003eJerusalem\u003c\/place\u003e\u003c\/city\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTraditional full sung version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e17.\u003cplace\u003e\u003cplacetype\u003eLand\u003c\/placetype\u003e of \u003cplacename\u003eHope\u003c\/placename\u003e\u003c\/place\u003e \u0026amp; Glory\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTraditional full instrumental version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e18.We'll Meet Again\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTraditional, full song version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e19.Roll Out The Barrel, Don't Dilly Dally, There's A Tavern In The Town, Any Old Iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA traditional pub medley, with piano \u0026amp; vocals\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSURPRISE SECTION\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20.Crowd build up \u0026amp; cheers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA crowd build up to greet the guest with cheers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e21.You have been brought here this evening to stand trial. Your crimes are great \u0026amp; your sins many. For what you have committed in the past you will now pay. It is too late to repent, Judgement day is here. You have been found guilty \u0026amp; the punishment in instant \u0026amp; will now be bestowed upon on you with great vengeance. Congratulations Mortal One This Is Your Surprise Party\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA somber backing with Vincent Price impression\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eHALLOWEEN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e22.The Halloween Opener\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn atmospheric old house to a Happy Halloween VO\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e23.Halloween night, with the DJ that likes to say (laugh)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAtmospheric male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e24.Halloween .... Mmm That's Spooky\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAtmospheric voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e25.Take care on the way home tonight. Somebody unexpected may be waiting for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpooky bed with spooky voice \u0026amp; evil laugh at the end.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eVALENTINES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e26.The Love Story\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe classic tune, for incidental music or a VO bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eGeneral Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e27.Ooohhhhh. I love to love you baby\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDeep male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e28.I love Valentines night\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheesey moans \u0026amp; groans, then a female VO\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e29.Lots Of Love\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA short sax sting going into the deep male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30.Cupid, draw back your bow, \u0026amp; let your arrow flow. Straight through my lovers heart. Valentine \u003cplace\u003eCelebes\u003c\/place\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA male soulfully sung line, followed by straight greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe Slow Set Starts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e31.Get grinding, as we play the slowies on Valentine night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA straight male voice followed by female moans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e32.Every guy, grab a girl, every where, around the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soulfully sung line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e33.OK Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen, let's try \u0026amp; keep it clean tonight then please.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA burst of 'Love is in the air' ended with gun fire \u0026amp; Basil Fawlty\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eValentine Humour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e34.On this night of love, we now go to our secret microphone located on the dance floor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe straight VO into a montage of cheesey snogging.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e35.Cheesey OTT Snog \u0026amp; Groans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e36.The classic Valentine night game: Toss a coin. If she wins, its flowers \u0026amp; a romantic dinner at an expensive French restaurant. \u0026amp; if the guy wins...well it's a good evening \u0026amp; welcome to tonight's disco, Stav's Kebaby is open till\u003ctime hour=\"2\" minute=\"0\"\u003e2.00am\u003c\/time\u003e! - \"Hello everybody peeps\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA comment on guys general lack of interest on Valentines night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e37.The Unfortunate Cupid's Arrow Sketch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sketch with Cupid hitting the wrong target with his arrow!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eTOASTS \u0026amp; SPEECHES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e38.The Loyal Toast. My Lords Ladies \u0026amp; Gents The Queen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMace knocks lead to a traditional toast with formal VO\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e39.My Lords Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen, your attention please.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMace knocks lead into a formal voiceover.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFAREWELL SONGS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e40.Goodbyee Song.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e41.So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e42.Bring Me Sunshine (Morecambe \u0026amp; Wise Theme)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e43.Wish Me Luck As You Wave Me Goodbye\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll the above are traditional instrumental versions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eFANCY DRESS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e44.My Lords Ladies \u0026amp; Gentlemen. Please gather round for the fancy dress competition. Our specially selected panel of judges are ready to adjudicate on this fine selection of fancy dress. All those who wish to be considered for our special prize please come forward onto the dance floor now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA regal fanfare into a formal voice. Leading into the next track . Set your CD player to single play to avoid the parade music bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e45.Parade Music Bed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLoosely based on 'The Kings New Clothes'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eKIDS SONGS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e46.Birdie Song\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModern instrumental version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e47.Charge Of The Gladiators - clowns march.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInstrumental bed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e48.Conga Steel Drum Version with guide vocal (120 BPM)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNew vocal version at the same tempo \u0026amp; feel as 'Hot Hot Hot'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e49.The Hokey Cokey with Victor Meldrew.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA modern interpretation, led by your favourite grouch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eMOSTLY FOR THE KIDS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eGeneral Jingles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50.Hey, it's time to start dancing, as we start the party!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFanfare \u0026amp; cheers over this track \u0026amp; cartoon style Voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e51.OK kids, if there's something you would like to say or something you would like to hear, come up \u0026amp; ask now. We can let everyone know who loves who, or just play some of your favourite songs. Let us know!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cartoon VO a Loony Tunes style music bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e52.Adults are so boring!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCartoony voice with mad laughter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSmoke \u0026amp; Strobes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e53.The Smoke Chant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChanted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e54.Look out! Smoke time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA male VO with warning horn \u0026amp; smoke rushing past.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e55.Cover your eye's! Here comes THE STROBE!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScreams enhance this shouted warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eWind 'em Up. \u0026amp; Calm 'em Down\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e56.Do we want the music turned down? or do we want to turn it up!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA male voice with a guitar power chord at the end.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e57.This is one to annoy the adults. Come on every body ... lets hear you scream!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn enthusiastic male voice with screams\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e58.Hey boys \u0026amp; girls its Mr.Blobby! Now, did any understand a single thing he said? That's' right. He said if everyone is good, doesn't make too much noise, \u0026amp; is nice to everyone, then the DJ can go home early.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA patronising male voice with the familiar blobby noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eThe End\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e59.OK boys \u0026amp; girls, its time to go home now. So I hope you've been over the moon, \u0026amp; I'll see you again soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTime To Go Home Music with a patronising male voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eCROWD HYPER'S\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e60.Charge Cheer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA traditional organ playing a crowd hyper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e61.Motivator Cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA traditional organ playing a crowd hyper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e62.We Will Rock You drum bed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe classic drum bed to get crowds to join in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e63.The Boys Are Back In Town\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA short choral version.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e64.Another One Bites The Dust\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA short sting based on the chorus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e65.Let me hear you make some noise!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMale voice with crowd noise\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003ePRESENTATIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e66.Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen it is my honour this evening to welcome you to our awards ceremony!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight voice with music bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e67.Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen can we have your attention please for this evenings presentations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fanfare start to a straight voice \u0026amp; fanfare finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e68.Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen, please welcome our special guest, presenting the awards this evening\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fanfare start to a voice \u0026amp; fanfare finish with applause\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e69.And this evenings winner is ...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrum roll into a straight voice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e70.Ladies \u0026amp; gentlemen, a round of applause as our winner comes up to collect their award.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight voice into applause\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eHumorous\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e71.Steptoe \u0026amp; son sketch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSteptoe \u0026amp; Son about a dubious bet on the winner!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e72.To our winners tonight ... \u0026amp; to our losers...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight voice with sound effects to the winners \u0026amp; losers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSPORTS NIGHTS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eSports Theme Beds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e73.Match of the Day - Football\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e74.Soul Limbo - Cricket\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e75.Grandstand - General Sport\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight versions of these themes for use as voiceover beds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eQUIZ NIGHT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e76.Quiz night\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA deep male voice with multi sound effects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e77.\"You got it right\" sting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrgan led sting with crowd cheers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e78.\"You got it wrong\" sting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrgan led sting with crowd disappointment\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e79.Tonight's winners ...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA short pause after \"Tonight's winners..\" to allow you to announce the winners \u0026amp; 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Now tantalise but don't touch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClary impression welcomes a crowd into 'The Stripper'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e83.Welcome to tonight's comedian. He is very funny y'know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBored brummie voice to indifferent claps sound effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003eTHE GIRLS NIGHT OUT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e84.The girls night out!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA rowdy crowd cheering with a female voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e85.If I can have your attention please ladies. You know why you are here tonight. You want to see some gorgeous men, with not to many clothes on. 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