A must have collection for every DJ. A complete box set of jingles and utilities.
Disc One
Track SHOW OPENERS
1 Big Production Opener 1
2 Twilight Zone Opener
3 The A Team Opener
4 Computer Show Opener
5 James Bond Style Opener
6 One Small Step For Man
7 Bullseye Opener
COUNTDOWNS
8 One Hour To Go
9 Half an Hour To Go
10 15 Minutes To Go
11 10 Minutes To Go
12 5 Minutes To Go
13 1 Minute To Go
14 30 Seconds To Go
15 Big 10 Sec Countdown
16 5,4,3,2,1 Vers. 1
17 5,4,3,2,1 Vers. 2
AWARDS NIGHT
18 Entrance Fanfare - Trumpet
19 Entrance Fanfare - Rock
20 Entrance Fanfare - Drum Roll Modern
21 Drum Roll
22 For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
23 For She's A Jolly Good Fellow
24 Congratulations - Talkover Bed
COMEDY / RUDE SOUND EFFECTS
25 Burps
26 Farts - Various
27 Vomit
28 Peeing
29 Man On Toilet
30 Female Groans
31 Heavy Breathing
32 Long Kiss
SMOOCHY SECTION
33 The Erection Section
34 Time We Turn You Around
35 The Sounds Of Seduction
36 We've Got Tonight
37 C'mon Baby - Let's Get It On
YEARCHECKS
38 1950's
39 1960's
40 1970's
41 1980's
42 1990's
43 The Zero's
DJ NAME DROPS
44 Smooth Suarve Sophisticated
45 Impressed ? You Will Be
46 Leaves Others In The Dark
47 Nobody Does It Better
48 This Is What You Have Been Waiting For
49 I've Had It With This DJ
50 Probably The Best DJ In The World
51 This DJ's Wicked
52 Probably The Worst DJ
DANCE SOUND EFFECTS
53 Laser Blast
54 Scratch
55 Mood Bass Rise
56 Back Spin
57 Snare Ride
58 Wind Down
59 Synth Wash
60 Spiral Synth
61 Distant Bang
62 Distant Snare
63 Dance Explosion
64 Deck Stop
65 Engine Start
66 Helicopter
67 Drone
68 Lightening Strike
69 Laser Twirl
70 Fluffy Chord
SOUND EFFECTS
71 Medium Explosion
72 Many Glasses Clinking in toast
73 Record Needle Scratch
74 Santa Arrival with sleigh bells
75 Carnival Atmosphere
COMEDY SKETCHES
76 Eighteen and still a Virgin
77 Howling Wolves
78 Dubious Djs
79 The Best Album Ever Part 1
80 Mobile phone
81 Karaoke
82 Christmas Countdown
SHOW CLOSERS
83 The Goodbyee Song
84 Same Time Same Place
85 Time To Go Home
Disc Two
Track SHOW OPENERS
1 Outer Limits Opener
2 X Files Opener
3 Rocky Style Opener
4 The Party Starts Here
5 Pathe News Pre-Opener
6 Working Mens Club Opener
7 Basil Fawlty Opener
BIRTHDAY TRACKS
8 Muppets Birthday Opener
9 HBTY - Cha Cha Version
10 HBTY - Rock Guitar
11 HBTY - Barber Shop
12 HBTY - Soul Version
13 HBTY - Sean Connery
14 21 Today - Traditional
15 21 Today - Rock
16 21 Today - Dance 132 BPM
17 21 Today - Soul Version
SPORTS NIGHTS
18 Football Talkover Bed - Match of The Day
19 Cricket Talkover Bed - Soul Limbo
20 Sport Talkover Bed - Grandstand
HALLOWEEN / HORROR
21 Horror Talkover Bed
22 Welcome To Hell Voiceover
23 Welcome Voiceover
24 Hello Children Voiceover
25 Be Afraid Voiceover
26 Storm Sound Effect
27 Thunderclap
28 Wolf Howl Sound Effect
29 Woman Screaming
30 Gregorian Chants
31 Horror Ambience 10 min. bed
COMIC LINES
32 The DJ Accepts No Responsibility
33 Des O Connors Greatest Hits
34 Funny Fags
35 Check Out The Boobs
36 This DJ's A Cowboy
37 Virgin Sense Of Humour
38 Don't Complain About The Beer
39 Reaches The Parts Others Cannot Reach
40 That Damn Smoke Machine
41 Request on a Bank Note
42 The DJ Loves Children
43 DJ is a Gynaecologist
44 Hands Up Nymphomaniacs
45 The DJ with No Taste
FIFTIES IDENTS
46 The Golden Age of Rock N Roll
47 The Heroes of the revolution
48 Taking You Back in time .. 1950's
49 Rock N Roll High School
50 Elvis Intro
51 This Is Rock N Roll Radio
52 Taking You Back In Time to the 50's
BPM LOOPS
53 Bongo Beats 114 BPM
54 Four On The Floor 118 BPM
55 JB Beats 120 BPM
56 Deep Inside 122 BPM
57 Bongo House 126 BPM
58 Riff Raff 130 BPM
DANCE INSERTS
59 Young At Heart
60 The Great Will Always Soar
61 Street Knowledge
62 This Is Yummy
63 The Future Is Before Your Eyes
64 That's Played Out
65 Won't You Join Us
66 Roll Tape
SPECIAL EVENT TRACKS
67 The Loyal Toast
68 Your Attention Please
SOUND EFFECTS
69 U.S.A. Anthem band & crowd.
70 Champaigne cork
71 Cork pulled from bottle
72 Slot machine
73 Cash register
74 Donkey hee haws
75 Dogs barking
76 Cow moo
77 Wolf howling
COMEDY SKETCHES
78 21 still a virgin
79 101 damnation
80 The best album ever part 2
81 The Happy Popadom
82 Honest Jons Motors
SHOW CLOSERS
83 We'll Meet Again Closing Sting
84 Closedown/God Save The Queen
85 That's All Folks Closer
Disc Three
Track SHOW OPENERS
1 Trainspotting Opener
2 Meet The Gang Song
3 Gladiators Show Starter
4 Tongue In Cheek Starter 1
5 Mixed Up Thunderbirds
6 Blues Brothers Opener
7 Pink Panther Opener
BIRTHDAY TRACKS
8 Flinstones Birthday Opener
9 HBTY - Traditional
10 HBTY - Choir
11 HBTY - Piano Knees Up
12 HBTY - Techno 156 BPM
13 HBTY - Victor Meldrew
WEDDING TRACKS
14 Here Comes The Bride
15 The Wedding March
16 Church Bells Tolling
17 Mace Intro for Bride & Groom
18 First Dance Introduction
19 Cake Cutting Introduction
20 Exit Music Bed 1 - YNWA
21 Exit Music Bed 2 - Celebration
TRADTIONAL SONGS
22 There'll Always Be An England
23 Land Of Hope and Glory
24 Jerusalem
25 Pub Medley
CROWD HYPERS
26 Yankee Charge Cheer
27 Yankee Motivator Cheer
28 We Will Rock You Drum Bed
29 Boys Are Back In Town Sting
30 Another One Bites The Dust Sting
31 Air Horns
MUSIC STYLES
32 Rock On
33 Reggae Revival
34 Crucial Reggae Rewind
35 The Masters Of Rock
36 Rocking The Night Away
37 Stomps from the swamps
38 Hot Rockin' Country
39 Northern Soul - In Crowd
40 Keepin The Faith
41 Blockbusting Hell Raiser
SIXTIES IDENTS
42 Raiding The Vaults Of Tamla Motown
43 This is the Motown Sound
44 Thank You For Spending The Night
45 The Classic Soul Years
46 Rolling Stones Intro
47 Beatles Intro
48 Taking You Back In Time to the 60's
49 The Vaults of Tamla - Blown Wide Open
50 Classic Soul
51 Atlantic & Stax
BPM TRANSITIONS
52 121 - 135 BPM
53 98 - 107 BPM
54 107 - 112 BPM
55 112 - 121 BPM
56 98 - 121 BPM
57 123 - 130 BPM
DEEP VOICE INSERTS
58 No Mess No Fuss Just Pure Impact
59 Check Out The Babe
60 Maximum Bass
61 Shake It Like A White Girl
62 Play That Funky Music White Boy
63 I Demand A Pay Rise
LINKS & BRIDGES
64 It's The Mad Half Hour
65 Hold On, It's The start of another Weekend
66 Hey It's Another Smash Hit
67 Are you sitting comfortably?
68 And Now It's Back To The Music
SOUND EFFECTS
69 Thunder & Rain
70 Kiss
71 Man Coughing
72 Tarzan Jungle
73 Medium group applause
74 Medium loud applause
75 Children giggling
76 Angry Piano
77 Surprise at party
COMEDY SKETCHES
78 banned for dancing around guiness
79 The Dentist
80 The best album ever part 3
81 Cover Version
82 Night Club Chat Up
SHOW CLOSERS
83 Some of the crowd are leaving the floor
84 Pathe Newsreel Closer
85 Soap Closer
Disc Four
Track SHOW OPENERS
1 10 Minutes To Go
2 5 Minutes To Go
3 3 Minutes To Go
4 2 Minutes To Go
5 1 Minute To Go
6 The Mighty Music Machine
7 The Prisoner Opener
BIRTHDAY TRACKS
8 Young Happy Birthday Chant
9 HBTY - Acapella
10 HBTY - Santa Claus
11 HBTY - Kids Out of Tune
12 HBTY - Rolf Harris
13 HBTY - Frank Spencer
NEW YEARS EVE TRACKS
14 My Lords .. Opener
15 The New Years Countdown Stats Now
16 30 s Countdown & Chimes
17 The Complete Auld Lang Syne
18 Party Auld Lang Syne - Vocal
19 Party Auld Lang Syne - Inst.
20 Trad. Auld Lang Syne - Inst.
21 Trad. Auld Lang Syne - Vocal
22 Pop Auld Lang Syne 132 BPM - Inst.
23 Pop Auld Lang Syne 132 BPM - Vocal
24 Auld Lang Syne - Rock Inst.
25 Auld Lang Syne - Cheesey Inst.
26 Big Ben Chimes
27 Scotland The Brave
28 New Years Eve Closer
POWER JINGLES
29 Classic Revival Replay
30 The Complete Music Program
31 Hot Rockin' Solid Gold
32 Dancing The Night Away
33 Solid Power Hour After Hour
SEXY VOICEOVERS
34 This DJ can keep it up
35 Oh Wow, You were fantastic
36 Please Do It Again
37 The Big Man
38 Push It, Wiggle It
39 Hey Slow Down
LAST ORDERS
40 Last Orders (Accapella)
41 Last Orders (dry)
42 Last Orders - Now
43 Last Orders - Orgasmic
44 Last Orders - Town Cryer
SEVENTIES IDENTS
45 Taking You Back In Time to the 60's
46 Get Your Tiger Feet Ready
47 Seventies Night Fever
48 Back to the Seventies
49 Hot Dang! It's 70's Night
50 Comin at ya like a human tornado
51 Let Me Take You By The Hand
SONG IMPRESSIONS
52 Rayner - Bright Side Of Life
53 Cooper - Do You Love Me
54 Zippy - Vogue
55 Kermit - Whoomp! 130 BPM
56 Moore - Time Rap 124 BPM
57 Attenborough - Do Wah Diddy
58 HRH - Ooops Upside Your Head
DANCE LINKS
59 Emergency System
60 Laughter Sequence
61 Please Stay Tuned
62 Stab Sequence
TALKOVER BEDS
63 Ride Music Bed
64 Phoenix Music Bed
QUICK INSERTS
65 Standby for an important
66 Anything can happen in the next
SOUND EFFECTS
67 Arrow shot
68 Referee whistle
69 Whip crack
70 Fight bell two strikes
71 Football crowd before game
72 Avon type door bell
73 Car Alarm sounding
74 Car skid tyre squeal
75 Car won't start
76 Heavy traffic
77 Police car with siren
78 Submarine sonar
COMEDY SKETCHES
79 Who ate all the pies
80 Planet Gollywood
81 The best album ever part 26c
82 Dyslexic hold up
83 Answer Phone
SHOW CLOSERS
84 William Tell Closer
85 Land of Hope & Glory Closer
Disc Five
Track SHOW OPENERS
1 Master Of Ceremonies
2 Muppet Show Opener
3 1966 World Cup Opener
4 Omen Style Opener
5 Tongue In Cheek Starter 2
6 Thunderbirds Spoof
7 Discotheque Evolution
BIRTHDAY TRACKS
8 HBTY - Swing Ballroom
9 HBTY - Rock Vocal
10 HBTY - Crap Cabaret
11 HBTY - X Files 144 BPM
12 HBTY - Clouseau
13 HBTY - Reagan
ST PATRICKS NIGHT
14 Pathe News Introduction
15 The Wild Rover - Vocal
16 Irish Jig Medley
ANNIVERSARIES
17 Anniversary Waltz - Vocal
18 Anniversary Waltz - Instrumental
19 Victor Meldrew on Anniversaries
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
20 Vocal
21 Instrumental
22 Young Version
23 Rock Version
THE BUFFET BREAK
24 Rolf Introduces The Buffet
25 Pathe News Buffet News
26 Fanfare Buffet Open
27 Rub A Dub Dub ….
28 Grossman & Gummidge Buffet
29 Trainspotting Buffet
RADIO STYLE INSERTS
30 The latest Hits and The Greatest Memories
31 Four Hits In A Row
32 Hey, it's another smash hit
33 More of the Best Music
34 Fresh and Funky
35 You Request 'em, We Play 'em
36 The official Start to the weekend
37 The weekend starts here
38 The Weekend Has Landed
39 The Official Start To Saturday
40 The Official Start To Friday
EIGHTIES IDENTS
41 All Time Classics 1980's
42 Taking You Back In Time to the 80's
43 Flashback to the 80's
44 The hits of the 80's
45 To cut a long story .. 80's
46 Wanna Go Back To The 80's
47 Tripple Whammy
CLICHÉ IMPRESIONS
48 Victor - I Don't Believe It
49 Sellers - Chief Inspector
50 Moore - Shaken Not Stirred
51 Brando - This is not Personal
52 Davies 0 Shut Up!
53 Cooper - Just Like That
54 Saville - Fix It For You
55 HRH - We Are Not Amused
56 Wax - Can We Talk
57 Cleese - Damn Good Thrashing
58 Bogart - Play It Again
59 West - Pleased To See Me
60 Bowen - Great Smashing Super
61 Churchill - Never In The Field
62 Steptoe - You Dirty Old Man
63 Gable - I Don't Give A Damn
64 Davies - You Is A Bunch Of Puffs
SPECIAL SONGS
65 Fancy Dress Parade Music
66 We'll Meet Again - Alt. Vers.
67 Clowns Thunder & Blazes
68 Conga with Instructions
69 Victor Leads The Hokey Cokey
SOUND EFFECTS
70 Door Slammed
71 Shop door with bell
72 Heart beat
73 Flushing toilet
74 Tuning am
75 Tuning fm
76 Acme siren
77 Bongos roll
78 Bugle call fanfare
COMEDY SKETCHES
79 Sumo Sumo
80 the best album ever part 39
81 puff the magic dragon
82 Witness sketch
83 Diggit & Dump
SHOW CLOSERS
84 Keep The Noise Down
85 Victor - Haven't You Got Homes To Go To?
Disc Six
Track SHOW OPENERS
1 NASA Style Opener
2 Power On, Decks On
3 6 Million Dollar Man Intro
4 Mission Impossible Opener
5 Car Start Up Opener
6 Are You Sitting Comfortably?
7 Sample Montage
BIRTHDAY TRACKS
8 HBTY - Waltz Ballroom
9 HBTY - Britpop
10 HBTY - Cartoon
11 HBTY - Dance 136 BPM
12 HBTY - Arkwright
13 HBTY - Tommy Cooper
CHRISTMAS TRACKS
14 My Lords … Xmas Opener
15 The Greatest Xmas Party Ever
16 Ho Bleeding Ho Jingle
17 Merry Christmas Jingle
18 Peter Sellers Greeting
19 Micheal Caine Greeting
20 Santa Connery Greeting
21 Victor Meldrew Greeting
22 Christmas Stuffing Jingle
23 Santa Comes Once A Year
24 We Wish You .. Rock Version
25 Carol Medlay @ 118 BPM
26 Christmas Closer
COMPETITION TOOLKIT
27 1 min. Music Bed (synth)
28 1 min. Music Bed (comedy)
29 2 min. Music Bed (synth)
30 2 min. Music Bed (comedy)
31 Got It Right Sting
32 Got It Wrong Sting
33 Correct Sting
34 Incorrect Sting
35 Tonights Winners
36 Tonights Losers
CHART POSITIONS
37 The UK's No. 1 (dry)
38 The UK's No. 1 (energy)
39 The UK's No. 1 (dry/accapella)
40 The UK's No. 1 (deep)
41 The UK's No. 1 (music)
42 Straight In At No. 1
43 New Entry
44 The UK's Top 40
COOL IMPRESSIONS
45 Victor - Thump
46 Charles - Intro
47 Frank - Whoospy
48 Victor - Where's The Bass
49 Arkwright - Pump Up The Volume
50 Attenborough - Booyakka
51 Grossman - Party People In The House
52 Paisley - Back Once Again
53 Thatcher - Get Down and Party
54 Monroe - I've Got A Hot One
55 Frank - Ohh Wicked
56 Bellamy - Underground Is Where
57 HRH - God Bless You All
DANCE DROPS
58 Exclusive Remix
59 The Dance Zone
60 Bass. The Vinyl Frontier
61 Turn Up The Treble, Heavy On The Bass
62 Hey DJ, Where's The Bass
63 This Is A Journey Into Sound
64 It's all gone Pete Tong
65 Step Forward
66 Kick A Little Something
67 What Are We Gonna Do Now?
68 A Powerful New Force
69 Wanna Hear One Of His Tunes
70 This Is Chaos
71 Cool Out, Relax
72 Honey I Got Rhythms
73 Just Listen
SOUND EFFECTS
74 Bugle call William tell
75 Game show Buzzer
76 Party Horn
77 Electronic boing up & down
78 Electronic up & down wobble
COMEDY SKETCHES
79 Dance Your ass off
80 New block lace album
81 The best album ever part 76
82 The disco life closer
83 The Elvis spotters society
SHOW CLOSERS
84 Bring Me Sunshine
85 Wish Me Luck As You Wave